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How many chocolate fingers do I eat??

70 replies

Utterlybananas333 · 01/12/2022 21:25

Guys help me out here. I can't stop. I keep telling myself that three fingers at a time will be enough, so I'm continuously having to get up from watching the telly and walk a colossal ten feet to go back and get more, shall I just grab the whole bloody box this time? A point to add: they are the special edition white chocolate topped 'snowy' fingers.

OP posts:
Conkersareback · 01/12/2022 22:06

@Jourdain11 PMSL saving the ears 🐷

FlorettaB · 01/12/2022 22:07

Enough that you get bored of dangling two from your mouth and pretending they’re monster fangs? Just me?

ranoutofquinoaandprosecco · 01/12/2022 22:08

Another one for all of them!

Conkersareback · 01/12/2022 22:09

FlorettaB · 01/12/2022 22:07

Enough that you get bored of dangling two from your mouth and pretending they’re monster fangs? Just me?

Six from your mouth and they're teeth!

ZenNudist · 01/12/2022 22:10

I usually leave a few, maybe 6. Those pics aren't huge. Think how many you'd need to make a cookie!

FlorettaB · 01/12/2022 22:15

Conkersareback · 01/12/2022 22:09

Six from your mouth and they're teeth!

They’re on the shopping list for tomorrow now #monstergoals

CountrySky · 01/12/2022 22:15

The minimum portion of fingers is surely 8 - one per actual finger. Then if you’re feeling inclusive you add in thumbs and toe digits, so it’s 20 or call it an even tray. It’s never an odd number though OP - that’s just wrong. Do you have 3 fingers? No, see.

Conkersareback · 01/12/2022 22:17

@FlorettaB probably won't be any on the shelves tomorrow, OP has scoffed the lot Grin

Nanalisa60 · 01/12/2022 22:19

The whole packet, then don’t buy another one !!

with me I can have them in the house but as soon as the packet is opened then we’ll I have to eat them all, they call to me eat me eat me!!

Redpriestandmozart · 01/12/2022 22:21

I very reluctantly share a tray with my husband so no judgement in eating a full tray!

Windtunnel · 01/12/2022 22:22

Ciri · 01/12/2022 21:27

That’s unanimous OP. If it helps, think of them as chocolate hands rather than fingers and then you’re not eating as many.

😃 😀 😄

Cigarettesaftersex1 · 01/12/2022 22:23

FlorettaB · 01/12/2022 22:07

Enough that you get bored of dangling two from your mouth and pretending they’re monster fangs? Just me?

Nooo not a monster, you're a walrus, also works with breadsticks

Jourdain11 · 01/12/2022 22:25

Am I imagining things, or were there limited edition giant ones one year?

Hesleepswiththefishes · 01/12/2022 22:26

All of them…they are mostly made of air

TeainanIV · 02/12/2022 00:27

The limit does not exist!

poefaced · 02/12/2022 01:55

I bought Rich Tea to avoid this. Still ate 8.

nalabae · 02/12/2022 02:19

All of them which is why I don’t buy them lol

RambamThankyouMam · 02/12/2022 06:52

I demolished a whole pack yesterday. I put them back in the fridge halfway through, in a laughable pretense, but got them back out almost immediately Grin

Orormno · 02/12/2022 07:04

I eat them in twos so have to leave one because there is always an odd number in the packet.

(When I was pregnant I inhaled two packs in under 5 minutes 😳)

Mentalpiece · 02/12/2022 07:54

Nanny67 · 01/12/2022 22:00

I bought a box of mint ones yesterday and ate the whole box in about 5 minutes.

Mint ones? Where can I buy these delicious sounding gluttonous treats?
Op, I'm sure in some ancient law book, there is a law stating that any person opening a box of fingers must eat the entire contents of said box with a hot beverage of choice, then the said box must be destroyed in an appropriate manner to be rid of any evidence.
Or something.

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