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What’s an adult size portion of fish fingers??

837 replies

Boooooot · 17/11/2022 18:14

Yes I’m posting in Aibu because this is causing ww3 in my house currently.

yabu: 4 is plenty.
yanbu: 4 is a child portion.

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erinaceus · 17/11/2022 19:06

I would say 4 with chips and peas or beans for a fully grown adult, but can see how a growing teen would be able to eat about 6.

Floralnomad · 17/11/2022 19:06

I only ever have them in a sandwich and then I have 4/5 depending on the size of the bread being used .

BertieBoots87 · 17/11/2022 19:06

2/3 for a child depending on age
3 for an adult
3/4 in a sandwich

DuncanBiscuits · 17/11/2022 19:06

CharlotteUnaNatalieThompson · 17/11/2022 18:28

My husband says you're fucking spot on and if he'd known this about me we wouldn't be married

Grin
Proamble · 17/11/2022 19:06

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe · 17/11/2022 19:01

Well you obviously eat more than your body needs so why be so judgemental about a relatively healthy food that others enjoy?

I can't stand posters who use terms like 'greedy' about something so subjective and such a non-issue.

Yes, they’re scoffing chocolates/sweets/etc after. Nobody gets fat if they have more than 3 fish fingers.

Moveoverdarlin · 17/11/2022 19:07

I’d give an adult at least 6, for their main evening meal. My dinky little 4 year daughter eats 4.

Wiccan · 17/11/2022 19:07

Me & DH like 5 each . We aren't overweight but are also massively piggy 😂

thesurrealist · 17/11/2022 19:07

As any as can fit on a buttered piece of bloomer

OhmygodDont · 17/11/2022 19:07

Part of his reasoning is a happy meal
is four nuggets so an adult portion would be double so if we convert to fingers 8 fingers. Haha

wondering100 · 17/11/2022 19:08

Literally 8 or 10 what is with the 2 fish finger thing!
My 1 year old eats two, are we talking about the Birdseye size fish finger?

2catsandhappy · 17/11/2022 19:09

4 is a child portion. 6-8 for an adult.

"Give a man a fish he eats for a day etc" So I expect to feed an adult a fish sized, plate of fish fingers.
I assume the fish to be held in two hands not wrangled off the end of some 250lb strain deep sea fishing line.
And I hope there is a massive salad with it.

Hoolahoophop · 17/11/2022 19:09

I'm calorie counting at the moment.

I had 4 standard birdseye fish fingers yesterday with 2 potato waffles and weirdly some m&s tarka dal. Came to 620 calories and 220 of those were the dal. I was neither hungry nor satisfyingly full. For me 4 is about right. Dp has 5.

2 would need some substantial sides to make it into a full meal for me.

TellerTuesday · 17/11/2022 19:10

Only on Mumsnet will you get someone declare they couldn't possibly eat more than 2 fish fingers..... honestly it's like another world.

I would inhale 2 possibly 3 whilst plating up!! DD (9) who has the appetite of sparrow eats 4 🤯

ThorsBedazzler · 17/11/2022 19:10

I have 3. Because when I have 4 the crumby coating gets my mouth dry. 3 isn't enough though.

Maybe I should have 4 and give a child the case for the 4th.

Proamble · 17/11/2022 19:10

i just can’t get over all the ‘beans’. Sounds disgusting!

grannyjacob · 17/11/2022 19:10

Standard sized - 5, with chips and beans. Or chips, mushy peas, beetroot.

Mycatisalwaysangry · 17/11/2022 19:10

AllOfThemWitches · 17/11/2022 18:23

You're asking the queens of competitive undereating...

4 fish fingers = 440 calories, 1/3 of a normal adult female caloric daily intake, I’d say you are overeating.
Unless you all work at the docks…

janbebe · 17/11/2022 19:10

atleast 15

dontcallmethatyoucunt · 17/11/2022 19:11

Gymrabbit · 17/11/2022 18:18

With chips and beans I’d have 3 and I’m both overweight and a bit piggy.

anymore is massively greedy.

Your slightly fucked up attitude is possibly why you’re fat.

Di you have good and bad food too?

CaptaNoctem · 17/11/2022 19:11

2 for me but they would be served with a full salad and chips.

ThePoshUns · 17/11/2022 19:11

4 is plenty

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe · 17/11/2022 19:12

I assume the fish to be held in two hands not wrangled off the end of some 250lb strain deep sea fishing line.

GrinGrin

I would LOVE a massive fish-sized plate of fish fingers, just for me... all neatly lined up.

TimBoothseyes · 17/11/2022 19:12

3 in a roll, 4 in a sandwich and 5 with chips and peas (I don't like beans).

MooFroo · 17/11/2022 19:12

6-8 for any self respecting adult 😊

ImNotDancing · 17/11/2022 19:13

Boooooot · 17/11/2022 18:21

I genuinely don’t believe a grown ass adult would only have two.

Mumsnetters love a competitive undereat! Surprised we’ve not had someone saying they can’t fathom how someone could eat more than half a fish finger