Theres stuff on here I love..
Bootcut jeans, DM's... fabulous!
I've thought of a few more things I reallllllllllllly don't like..
Peplum frill thingies. Not a proper frill, just.. like a rubbish pelmet for the bottom of a top. They flatter no one and are generally seen on loose fitting stuff that just looks blargh.
Sack dresses - those things that just have no fucking shape or are designed to make anyone wearing them look as ugly as possible. I think Victoria Beckham wore a leather (or pleather, who knows) one in a nasty shade of brown once.
FAKE FUCKING POCKETS. Just.. no, ok, no pockets at all if having them would spoil the fit, but fake pockets are just shit. Real pockets or no pockets at all.
Ugg boots... not the boots themselves, I neither like nor dislike, but the way some people wear them with their foot slid over a bit so they're treading on some of the side of the boot rather than the sole. Makes my teeth itch.
To balance this though, I dress like a bag of shit. A literal bag of shit. I buy my gear from Fat Fuckers R Us, a mens shop that caters for 25billion XL sizes and currently I am sporting lounge pants, a camo print gilet and a tshirt advertising some sort of motorcycle brand only available in the US.
The only time I went to a wedding as an adult I wore a very very frilly Joe Browns frock.. with a pair of New Rock boots. Zero fucks given. Wear what you like people, but be comfortable!