AIBU to ask What would James Bond do?

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With 2kg of chicken no bin collections and a postal strike?

As this cannot be a TAAT due to the Heisenberg principle please post your suggestions for a mobile bored game to rid the world of bacterivirus CPP2 wonce and for all.

no idea - I've asked for lime gin, tonic, cava, pringles and cat food - my normal weekly shop - but more obviously

as long as I have TV and 20 vapes I'll have a blast

every second born child must fight to the death with bears - the winner gets a chicken and a vaccine?

I’m sure JB could save the world with 2kg of chicken even with a postal strike and bin strike . Cos y’know, he’s James Bond.

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Given I'm pretty sure - according to the books, anyway - the only thing Bond can cook is scrambled eggs, he'll starve to death pretty quickly in his 20 day bunker.

I'm up for that.

As long as it's not first born. My bear wrestling days are long gone.

Oh I know. A board game about the logistics of 75,000 army personnel delivering food to 28 million households in one day.

they need a

Is it just a few packets of fillets, or 3 whole birds?

Um, I'm not sure. Maybe feed about 5,000 people?

Is it a MN chicken or an ordinary chicken?

Everyone who is homeless should be provided with their choice of underground bunker or oligarch’s repossessed mansion.
People in intensive care and residential care homes should be immediately discharged to their last known address and if anyone else now lives there it’s their own fault. Unless they’re in the army in which case they should be made to deliver chickens even if in a coma.

(please don’t be cross with this silliness, the thread that this is not about briefly made me feel better about the general craziness of life these days)

Mike drop 👏

Is the chicken raw or cooked? If raw, people will DIE cooking it on naked flames in their living rooms if not allowed step into their gardens.
This is gonna be worse than covid.

A bit of an underestimate surely, this needs to be global to be effective. 99% of humanity is at risk (the others just made bad lifestyle choices, like having the DNA of Harry, Charles or Elizabeth Windsor)

Would Father Christmas be able to deliver the care packages , he gets about pretty sharpish.

I was only thinking UK, I forgot it's worldwide. Can I be the 1% not at risk, pretty please?

Damn, just seen the 1% is bad lifestyle choices. Is that like ahem, wine drinking and a mini pork pie habit? asking for a friend.

I think your friend is doomed

Depends on the chicken, is it a live chicken, is it a uncooked chicken in a bag, is it a cooked chicken etc, different disposal methods needed depending on how the body is.

Have sex with the chicken of course

It’s their own fault for living in a flat with a dog.

Let's hope this chicken we're getting isn't a live one , the dog will go potty chasing it . 20 days locked up with dog and chicken poop.

There could be a problem. What if someone is out when the chicken is delivered? Like delivering other chickens?

Dog? dog??

Of course it will be your last chicken ever. After 20 days all livestock will be extinct….