AIBU to ask What would James Bond do?

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With 2kg of chicken no bin collections and a postal strike?

As this cannot be a TAAT due to the Heisenberg principle please post your suggestions for a mobile bored game to rid the world of bacterivirus CPP2 wonce and for all.

Just shove it through the letter box or chuck it over their fence .

I don't have a fence. Do I have to get a fence in case a chicken has to be chucked over it? I have a low wall, is that OK?

Then it's a chicken pickle.

Batch cook the chicken MN style, this will feed at least half of the Northern hemisphere. Deliver by skiing wildly down black runs, dangling from helicopter, doing that running thing where everything collapses behind you and arrive, slightly puffed (you put your HRT patch on first right?) in a cool bar and order a Aperil Spritz (James b drink is shit).

Thank you, that is all most helpful.