Her actual speech as written on her crib sheets, handed to a member of the press:
During this leadership campaign, I campaigned as a Conservative and I will govern as a Conservative.
[look smug]
And my friends, we need to show that we will deliver over the next two years.
[look round audience for friends - there must be some]
I will deliver a bold plan to cut taxes and grow our economy.
[gurn]
[now cross fingers]
I will deliver on the energy crisis, dealing with rich people’s energy bills, but also dealing with the long term issues we have on energy supply.
And I will deliver on the National Health Service
[uncross fingers, try not to smirk]
But we all will deliver for our country.
[gurn during awkward pause]
And I will make sure that we use all the fantastic talents of the Conservative party, our brilliant members of parliament who voted for me, our peers and donors, our fantastic councillors, our MSs [the Taffs], our MSPs [the Jocks], all of our councillors and activists and members right across England our country. Because, my friends, I know that we will deliver [insert good idea], we will deliver [insert good idea] and we will deliver [insert good idea].
[look smug]
And we will deliver a great victory for the Conservative Party in 2024. Thank you.
[gurn]