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Lighthearted !! Just done the best fart ever

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oldstudentmum · 30/08/2022 20:07

As the title says my youngest has been spraying air freshener and gagged. I’m so proud (and laughing). I am sat on my own in kitchen now .

My eldest 25 has just come into the kitchen complaining about the air fryer not being cleaned. Omg it smells like the drains. What the fuck did I eat the tinned ham could not have produced this .

25 yr old is looking at me with a look of I know it’s you and got his 8 yr old brother out to ask him something!! 8yr old knows about my excessive flatulent arse had smelled it earlier and has decamped to front room., refusing to come into kitchen he still has air freshener in his hand.

just gone to loo checked underwear fine , sprayed everywhere with Marc Jacob as the smell was clinging. It was so hot when I farted I thought I may have singed my minge this is the worse. Thank god I’m single or perhaps this is the reason I’m single ?

Anyway it seems to be calming down I’m sharing it on mumsnet as I’m really proud and don’t want to share anywhere else like Facebook as my friends and family will think I’m disgusting and may share it. But here my arse is anonymous and no one I know can judge me!!

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KettrickenSmiled · 07/09/2022 23:07

Run away when outside and say “code brown”. 😂😂😂

I'm not usually a huge fan of fart humour, but wheezed with laughter over this.

KettrickenSmiled · 07/09/2022 23:09

PinkRiceKrispies · 07/09/2022 22:28

Average person farts 15-20 times a day?! I must easily triple that 😃

A proud boast & noble endeavour Pink 👏😆

amusedbush · 07/09/2022 23:18

DH did a particularly questionable-sounding fart a couple of nights ago while we were watching TV. I said, "that'll be itchy when it dries" and I have never seen him so torn between amusement and disgust Grin

catwomando · 08/09/2022 09:21

Skatewing · 30/08/2022 20:39

How does it compare to the lady that did a fart that sounds like chewbacca? 🤣

On the Star Wars theme, I once did one that sounded exactly like that bit in Star Wars where Obi Wan is flipping the big levers in the DeathStar to switch off the tractor beam. It goes booooooowooooooo in a very deep tone.

It was just like that.

I was so proud.

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiXqoi_4YT6AhVfREEAHZsYCiYQwqsBegQIAhAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzhCB4GR5Iis&usg=AOvVaw375uvEhdhEnzOMH7Xq8yU6

cerisepanther73 · 24/01/2024 21:14

One of the joys of being single able to have fart attack whithout being judged by anyone and only have to put up with yourself L.o.l

Createausername1970 · 24/01/2024 21:19

😂😂😂

I am picturing your child sitting there with the air freshener 🤣🤣

Createausername1970 · 24/01/2024 21:20

Oh Damn. Zombie thread. I do try so hard not to get caught out by them.

KimberleyClark · 24/01/2024 21:22

When it comes to smelly farts no human can compete with a Labrador. Or a golden come to that. They are just spectacularly awful.

XenoBitch · 24/01/2024 21:43

KimberleyClark · 24/01/2024 21:22

When it comes to smelly farts no human can compete with a Labrador. Or a golden come to that. They are just spectacularly awful.

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Dog farts are on a whole different level... weapons grade type stuff.

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