As the title says my youngest has been spraying air freshener and gagged. I’m so proud (and laughing). I am sat on my own in kitchen now .
My eldest 25 has just come into the kitchen complaining about the air fryer not being cleaned. Omg it smells like the drains. What the fuck did I eat the tinned ham could not have produced this .
25 yr old is looking at me with a look of I know it’s you and got his 8 yr old brother out to ask him something!! 8yr old knows about my excessive flatulent arse had smelled it earlier and has decamped to front room., refusing to come into kitchen he still has air freshener in his hand.
just gone to loo checked underwear fine , sprayed everywhere with Marc Jacob as the smell was clinging. It was so hot when I farted I thought I may have singed my minge this is the worse. Thank god I’m single or perhaps this is the reason I’m single ?
Anyway it seems to be calming down I’m sharing it on mumsnet as I’m really proud and don’t want to share anywhere else like Facebook as my friends and family will think I’m disgusting and may share it. But here my arse is anonymous and no one I know can judge me!!
AIBU?
Lighthearted !! Just done the best fart ever
oldstudentmum · 30/08/2022 20:07
Am I being unreasonable?
270 votes. Final results.
POLLCurlygirl06 · 30/08/2022 21:35
We base ours on whether it was as bad as "the caravan fart."
We were on holiday and dh went to the loo in the night. I got up for a wee and the smell of his fart nearly knocked me over, hence why it's now the benchmark for all farts.
VladmirsPoutine · 30/08/2022 20:20
I don't know I find this kind of thing just very disgusting. It might make me po-faced but being so proud of something so disgusting enough to sicken your family is just gross.
signandsingcarols · 30/08/2022 22:17
I am crying with laughter and my DP is cross because 'he is trying to watch a programme' and I am sniggering hysterically. I have to say the phrase a 'minge singe-er' has now entered my vocabulary
Cakeandcoffee93 · 31/08/2022 00:04
farting is the best hobby ever. I’ve always been a farter since I was a baby apparently I’d let rip on the bus and people would gawp at my mum and not believe it was the baby in the pram loooool my dd has inherited my arse. Think it’s worse with veg and dairy. But I do love the noises ahahahahahahha I think as you get older it’s funnier as you don’t care the same!
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VladmirsPoutine · 30/08/2022 20:20
I don't know I find this kind of thing just very disgusting. It might make me po-faced but being so proud of something so disgusting enough to sicken your family is just gross.
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