Forgive me mumsnet, for I have sinned...

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Lighthearted!

My sin: I went to a Wetherspoons whilst on holiday in England. Not once, but twice The food was great and I have 3 children with very restricted tastes in food. I'm the same so the menu suited us all. I feel bad about going there knowing the mumsnet consensus on the guy who runs Wetherspoons but it met our needs. I am a Catholic and feel like I need to say a few Hail Marys as a result.

What are your mumsnet sins?

I own a second home and it's a holiday cottage that I let out.

Shoot me!

What goes on an aunties goes on at aunties! No one can stop it!

@canonlydoblue I've no idea why I quoted you 🤦‍♀️!

My sin is I am elderly and still wear jeans. I have never been to Wetherspoons , eaten pizza, drank alcohol or smoked, but I do have a toilet brush. Summing it up I long for a tattoo but that I think is considered common - but what do I know.

We also shared a driveway with our neighbours and never had a cross word or even a raised eyebrow. Both kept the bottom bit clear and jointly repaired/maintained it.

My sin is to once have had a Coldplay album. It went to a charity shop.

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I love boozing

@Lollypop701 pressed send too soon!

I came here to say exactly this (without the loo brush lol)

I enjoy picking out my ingrown hairs! I also enjoy doing it to my husbands beard too after he's had a shave!

I let my cat sleep in MY bed - UNDER the covers!

I judge people who park in parent and child spaces... with either no child or a teenager!

I also judge a couple of - I wouldn't call them friends) people who dress up in designer and are immaculate, but their children are dressed in clothes that don't fit them and are scruffy. (No SEN)

Okay... I give... what's the issue with a toilet brush? (Not from the UK, or wherever it is that it's a sin.) 😁

How is that a sin?
Sod what MN thinks! Go where you want to

I parked in P&C as I had my DGS car seat in the car.... no child with me.

My washing is going to get darked and spider willied on tonight. I did have a massive salad for lunch does that cancel it out?

I wear the same bra for weeks on end

If you want a tat, get one. Love and hate on the knuckles? Full disclosure, I neither have nor want a tattoo, but I think they can look amazing.

It's nearly 7 pm, I haven't brushed my hair yet. You can't tell.

Have to say, I find loo brushes 🤢. All those germs just stuck to them and then put back in a small bucket of tepid water - ewwwww. Conversely, my MIL finds the fact I don’t have one 🤢.

I didn’t realise until this thread that I’m a basic MN beotch for hating them 😂

My sins are regularly using a toilet brush and leaving washing on the line for the spiders and to be darked on. 😁
I do not have a penis beaker, but have been tempted to get a pop knife due to what my DH and DD excrete at times. 😳

My sin is I cooked a chicken crown and it only served 3 of us for one meal

Brilliant!

I sometimes hang my washing out when it's already dark because I can't be bothered hanging it anywhere else.
I don't have a tumble dryer or a dishwasher
I never make my bed.
I used to occasionally take my kids to the childminder when I had a day off work.
I don't refer to my children as DC

Steak pud chips and peas and a pint, delivered to your table in 7 minutes, own 2 homes and have separate bedrooms and bathrooms - living the life!

Mn sins -

Love Spoons
Love weddings, and had a big one that cost a fortune ditto hen dos
Dd is 12 and has a phone and laptop which she is allowed to use
Dog is allowed all over the house including our beds
Clean the toilet using a toilet brush
Eat normal human portions

I sometimes let my baby eat Ella's Kitchen straight out of the pouch

My sin is one of envy... I envy authors who are best sellers, even the ones who are dead! I boast about my good reviews on twitter and keep hoping that the BBC or Netflix will discover me. I am shameless in my drive for success.