Forgive me mumsnet, for I have sinned...

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Lighthearted!

My sin: I went to a Wetherspoons whilst on holiday in England. Not once, but twice The food was great and I have 3 children with very restricted tastes in food. I'm the same so the menu suited us all. I feel bad about going there knowing the mumsnet consensus on the guy who runs Wetherspoons but it met our needs. I am a Catholic and feel like I need to say a few Hail Marys as a result.

What are your mumsnet sins?

So do I.

Been divorced since 2006 and still kept my married name.

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Clearly the response on this thread suggest the biggest sinner is in fact the poster who smokes in her house, in front of her children.

I mean, they are adults, but still 😱. She needs to be punished. Someone should park over her driveway.

I've enjoyed the heatwave. And yes, I have worked during it.

I know, lock me up and throw away the key.

I'm amazed you still have the ovaries to keep coming back to this thread, @vodkaredbullgirl !

I applaud your not giving a fuck-ness! 😁👏

This is not something to be proud of.

Unlike my ovaries, I will never give in
The older you get the less fucks you give, about what other people think lol

🙄

And another…..me and my husband have trackers on our phones. I’m a cyclist and after a bad accident last year, it reassures my husband I’ve arrived safely at work. According to MN though he’s controlling me.

Excellent 😂

That’s not just a sin on mumsnet.

I forgot the doggie pre-wash!

And "letting" my DH have time and money consuming hobbies - as a pp said, it means that I too can piss off out of the house for hours on end.

When DS2 was a baby I let him sleep on his front (else he wouldn't sleep).

vodkaredbullgirl you've definitely won the thread!

I fed my 4 month old the yolk of a lightly boiled egg. This was back in the 70s when no one sucked their breath in when I told them.

Always smoke when I've been drinking
Used to be a landlord
Leave washing out overnight
Have a toilet brush
Hate cleaning
Let my son use his ipad for hours per day

It's not just on Mumsnet that's considered shitty parenting

I love weddings and other big family events according to Mumsnet I'm one of a tiny minority

I wear leggings wouldnt be without them

love wetherspoons and the plates

judge breeders sorry theyre not doing it for the welfare of the breed theres already too many homeless animals

shold be harder on kids they get away with murder and their snowflake parents dont help

im on mn and love it but dont have any dc

I love a sex pond and covet one for my own small garden (which already boasts a trampoline, slide, large bbq and déclassé garden furniture).

All the people still panicking about your poor poor adult children, @vodkaredbullgirl !

Perhaps we should call SS and ask them to block your car in.

surely using a brush is preferable to actually sticking your hand in the water and cleaning off the shit gloves or no gloves 🤢

can anyone who is anti loo brush explain?

Ive asked this many times. Never got a satisfactory answer

I really don't like baby led weaning!!! Sorry mumsnet. After a few choking incidents, I'm very cautious. Both children have been late teethers and mush/liquid food it is until more teeth.

I like the Weatherspoons plates!