You don’t want to hear my Dd splashing around, I don’t want to hear you shagging all day

[Sitbackandunwind]

My neighbours

Can’t you just blow a toy trumpet or something at the end of the shagging so your neighbor knows you’ve heard them.

Put up a brolly so you can’t see him.

Get some massive wind chimes.

Hasn't your daughter got a whole group of little friends she can invite round 😂

Afraid I agree... Shrieking kids are incredibly annoying if they're not your own.

Still, you have options for revenge when he's shagging audibly, such as loudly critiquing his performance or playing the same suitably inappropriate song on full volume, every single time.

This is good for applause:
mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/applause/
I've used it with my "young and loudly in love" neighbours.

Or this, definitely this...

The Last Post, maybe?

I live 15 feet away from a Primary school playground and have lived here a very long time, so I am used to the sound of kids.

Some of the kids are hilarious, for throwing plastic balls at the housing officer ( from the climbing frame)so the sound of kids shrieking with delight is always better than the idiot throwing a wobbler and slamming doors!

Your nieghbour is a complete waste of organs and a selfish p...rick because the child is having more fun than he is.

He’s rude for being oblivious to his own inappropriate noise and for huffing and puffing - but are you sure your dd is ‘shouting happily’ and not shrieking for no reason? I can’t abide by shrieking/screaming/squealing. It’s so unnecessary.

Shout

You're in a bad mood for someone who has as much REALLY LOUD SEX as you do.

😁

I’d be buying a trampoline for the days when it’s too cold for the paddling pool.
And Disney’s ‘it’s a small world’ played on repeat worked for us.

Sorry to bring the bad vibes, but any regular noise becomes a nuisance, even if it's the sound of children having fun.

You can also get wee karaoke machines for kids. They love em. After a few hundred goes, they can almost remember all the lyrics from the Frozen soundtrack.

Oh please do this.

Children laughing is lovely. But she also "shouts in happiness"? I'd be dissuading my kids from shouting when they're outside. It's just polite.

Shouts in happiness sounds like shrieking to me which I hate no matter who the kids belong to!

Fuck them. I'd go the whole hog as suggested - entire year group round to play, Baby Shark on a loop through Hacienda-power speakers

I like hearing kids playing, but there is a certain type of little girl shrieking that cuts right through me. Shouting in happiness, I’d get her to be mindful of neighbours.
If he has the balls to say anything, say she’s vocal when enjoying herself, much like you and your wife.

You both sound like a pain in the arse tbh. Him for making shagging noises loud enough for the neighbours to hear, you for allowing your daughter to repeatedly squeal loud enough for the neighbours to hear.

@RobertaFirmino Charming.

She’s not repeatedly squealing loud enough for the neighbours to hear. They’re right over the road from us, very close, they could likely hear us chatting in the garden.
Is a 4 year old expected to jump around in water in the middle of summer in silence? That’s just fucking weird! She’s a kid

Cheap ear plugs through the letterbox and a note saying, I've seen you're frustrated by neighbourhood noise, I use these during your partners fake orgasm marathons. Good luck, A Neighbour

I would loudly tell my DH she’s faking it

Cartoon monkey woukd be beautiful at the end of their shagging

Oh do that ⬆️ OP, please!