If you could ban anything what would it be

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Anything you want what would it be ?

Cats and their entitled owners

I'm with @Phrenologistsfinger, fuck fish, wet bastards.

Air conditioning set to freezing temperatures when it's not even warm outside.

Barking dogs waking me up. Dogs off-leads.

Smoking in public places.

At university we had Psychology Ben, Fake Tan Ben, Big Gay Ben (he didn’t mind this), Farmer Ben (he was from the West Country)…. Wish I could think of more.

I don’t want to ban anything. But I have a whole list of things I’d like to eliminate (not in a genocidal lunatic kind of way).

• I’d like to eliminate housework. I’d like a self-cleaning, tidying house where all the laundry does itself - and then puts itself away.
• I’d like to eliminate the need for transport to get places. Magic instant teleportation for all. Obviously people can still cycle and stuff because they want to. But no need to spend 2 hours in the car to get somewhere.

Which is to say, I have no realistic ideas.

To be fair I know a few “middle class” families who fit that description.

I’ll just go for spiders please. And wasps as im allergic to them.

At university we had Psychology Ben, Fake Tan Ben, Big Gay Ben (he didn’t mind this), Farmer Ben (he was from the West Country)…. Wish I could think of more.

I suspect this is some indication of how surnames came about in the first place. Just after the first name, rather than before. Ben Smith, Ben Taylor, Ben (who lives by the) Ash (tree), and so on. And the patronymic stuff too: Ben Peterson, Ben MacDonald. People presumably got more creative with it all over time.

Colourful packaging on chocolates and sweets. Selling sweet products in petrol stations. In fact, refined sugar - but that would maybe be going too far.

Stupidity

Irresponsible dog and cat owners.

Cyclists and horses on country roads

All Beautiful South records. Have a mass bonfire and stop the radio ever playing their twee shite again. HATE THEM.33

Private schools.
Dogs

Plastic grass, drones in public places, bad parking.

Most HMO.
Fireworks, and the ones used in shows to be silent.
Use of devices in public without ear/headphones.
Smart motorways.
Breeding of animals, unless you're licenced and insured.
Breeding of dogs with health issues, like pugs, frenchies etc.
Fake grass.
Tax loopholes.
Wealthy politicians and expenses. We'd see how much they'd do for us plebs if they knew what it is like to live in the real world, with real struggles.

I'd ban cars on country roads, they were never designed for the twats that drive them.

Those bloody awful, noisy exhausts that dickheads seem to think make their rusty old Fiesta 1100 sound like some expensive performance car. I've news for them, it doesnt! Also the modified engines that pop and bang down the road.

Late at night it's horrendous as I'm quite close to a motorway and the dimwits roar down our main road that joins up to the motorway.

Wankers!!

Teleportation for horses too. 🤣

Pet ownership

Cross breed dogs with designer portmanteau names.

Just lighthearted and in response to someone earlier who wanted to ban cars. I know the horses were there first and always slow down and give way. Just annoying when I need to get somewhere especially if the riders don’t tuck in where they could have ;although they usually do) 🙂. I think cyclists are more annoying especially on slightly faster roads. We need to build more cycle lanes and bridle paths.

The bastard who drives down our road at 5.30am on a motorbike at well over 100mph, north Lincolnshire version of the TT.