Some adverts are so bad you’ll never purchase the product?

[NellesVilla]

That bloody Abel and Cole as has just been on whilst I was happily listening to LBC radio. It’s so crap, especially compounded by the fact that the young lad can’t sing (I’m sure he’s lovely but he’s time deaf).

I’d never purchase from them as the advert winds me up so much; what adverts put you off the company to this extent?

I also hate any cereal adverts, the Ariel ones and ones where women are doing every shitty domestic crap for the men and children.

I'm a sucker for most adverts with cute dogs in though!

I love Stacey Dooley but her hair dye advert makes me cringe!!

On a brighter note I love the ocardo Advert.

My daughter bought one and I must admit there was a little bit of sick in my mouth when she told me what brand she'd bought.

Has anyone else noticed she's also in the Voltarol gel advert, with her motor cycling grandad? I thought she looked familiar, so googled her.

I always think he hesitates as he's trying to form an alibi and work out where to stash the loot from the neighbour's house.

Verisure are totally bad. The actors must be cheap as they are all rubbish. Rubbish actors. Probably a rubbish product too. Awful.

I see your verisure advert and I raise you: THE SQUATTY POTTY

This is a wonderful advert!!

Oh I think we forgot the Oscar Worthy performance that is the RSPCA advert - "The poor thing."

Freemans with the weird dance moves showing us all the 'lovely' fashion you can buy.

That one inexplicably gives me the rage!

Perf with Serf
It's so much fun with Toffifee
Anything with Philip schofield

And Sauvage, aside from anything else WHERE has Johnny Depp plugged his guitar into in the middle of a desert?

Especially when we see all the posts on MN where people have reported shocking cruelty to pets and RCPCA don't want to know.

Oh yes that one makes me laugh. Who came up with that idea? The guy is trying to seduce her and she's like just fuck me already so I can eat my garlicky cheese!

The Apprentice adverts were absolutely hilarious, @thecatsthecats - I often think they made them as shit as possible on purpose!!

That ad is horrendous but they're actually really good shavers 😂

The Listerine donkey advert - my immediate take was "so use their product and you'll look like an ass?"

The Vax advert where each one says a fact then asks the other person “what does that mean?”

I'm more concerned as to exactly what he's burying in the desert!

*Someone’s turds, @CandyLeBonBon!

I was just thinking that. I reckon the guy phoning in went to the same acting classes as the Verisure guy. He couldn't sound like he gives less of a fuck about the animal he found.

Every time I see the Vax advert, where the little girl throws the spaghetti over the floor - and then the food is instantly cleaned up - I so desperately want it to turn into a super-industrial vac that hoovers her up as well, so you see the big child-shaped bulge moving up the pipe, as the real source of the problem is quickly dealt with!

Of course, I don't actually want the girl to be harmed or punished in any way - I think I've just seen too many cartoons

I just had a moment of real befuddlement, as I mixed up a few posts and my odd mind told me that Johnny Depp had been plugging his guitar into somebody's turds

I was most impressed at some very clever person harnessing the energy of jobbies as a positive power source although I'd still give the plug an especially good scrub afterwards!!

I'm hearing Al Murray now, saying "I'll have a pint of Sauvage pour homme and a bucket of bum Sausage for the Fender!"