Some adverts are so bad you’ll never purchase the product?

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That bloody Abel and Cole as has just been on whilst I was happily listening to LBC radio. It’s so crap, especially compounded by the fact that the young lad can’t sing (I’m sure he’s lovely but he’s time deaf).

I’d never purchase from them as the advert winds me up so much; what adverts put you off the company to this extent?

I also hate any cereal adverts, the Ariel ones and ones where women are doing every shitty domestic crap for the men and children.

I'm a sucker for most adverts with cute dogs in though!

Verisure alarms. She rings to tell her husband the neighbours have been broken into. At no point do they talk about whether the neighbours are okay or how they can support them. They just jump straight into "that could have been us".

Oh and the other version of the advert where they go up to a random couple who then tell them all about their alarm and how it works.

@tulippa see you beat me to it with Verisure!

She rings to tell her husband the neighbours have been broken into. At no point do they talk about whether the neighbours are okay or how they can support them. They just jump straight into "that could have been us".

I always assume that, by "that could have been us", they're referring to to the perpetrators of the burglary rather than the victim!

In the extended version of the advert (that I've only ever 'watched' in my head), it goes like this:

"Our neighbours were burgled last night - that could have been us."
"Which house was it?"
"Number 61."
"No, that definitely wouldn't have been us - we were turning number 47 last night!"
"Oh, of course, yes - I was thinking it was Tuesday today!"

Oh and the fucking 'no more mr noice baiby' - fucks sake, I hate that fucking little cartoon!

Who thought to take a sweet little baby image and give it ray Winston's voice, tatts and a leather jacket like a fucking Hell's angel? It's not funny. It's not cute. It's horrible.

I agree with everyone who said on the beach, that song is now ruined for Christmas and also agree about Rylan, I like him, but shut up about the mo-er, it's motor, try saying it, it's not difficult😡

Sounds like something from Willy Wonka!

The life insurance ad. I'm 32and don't smoke. Creepy kid listening in on convo, that would pay the mortgage for her que creepy kid giving mum a hug. Bloody sinister. 😁

The perfume one with the actress 'and you? What would you do for love?' ah fuck offfff - relationships like that - it's basically the JK show in a nice setting

and that silent car supermarket one that makes you look up as you think the telly has turned off - bastards get me every time

The Wowcher ads with the lassies dancing about with personalised cushions. The high kicking antics gives me the rage.

I'm so glad other people have mentioned Ikkle Bubba (or whatever teeth grindingy nonsense it is).

When's your Dolmio day?
Kia- Ora - too orangey for crows
Um-bongo Um-bongo they drink it in the Congo

The Coco Pops monkey

The one for a Scottish beer they had of the black African guy being bumped into by people on the London tube.

Magner's cider and anything that does fake Irish whimsy. Anything that uses the cringy Gaelicized "craic" spelling of that word instead of "crack" as it used to be spelt cf "The Crack was 90 in the Isle of Man".

Remember the paint colour matching advert where someone cuts a square out of the passenger in front's yellow hoodie on the bus, and (having grown up in a rather rough area) my first thoughts being, do you want to get stabbed? And if you were, you'd deserve it.

The life insurance ad. I'm 32and don't smoke. Creepy kid listening in on convo, that would pay the mortgage for her que creepy kid giving mum a hug. Bloody sinister.

Is that the one where she seems unnaturally happy about the circumstances in which she would be cashing in? Rather than "Well, if the unthinkable did happen, and we tragically lost our precious husband and dad, at least one small consolation would be that our mortgage would be taken care of in amidst all of our grief and life upheaval" she seems to be saying "Yay, the old man pegs out and we hit the jackpot - woo-hoo, get in!!"

Debbie Mcghee, "aren't you glad we had this little chat?"

The singing dog one. Is it Flash? Eugh
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Arm and Hammer - Katy Hill slobbering ‘feel wuff?’ put me off for life

Snag tights. I'm all for body positivity but the sizes of the models really put me off. There would be uproar if anorexic models were used.

That Sure ad with the woman in the dance class.

Yes, 'Big Gurl' body positivity vibes but what is the point of the ad?

At the beginning of the ad, she sprays her armpits, we see a montage of the high energy dance workout and at the end, she tells us the antiperspirant is still working. WHEN THERE'S SWEAT DRIPPING FROM HER CHIN AND NOSE!!

What is the point, we can't see if it's worked or not, we only have her very sweaty word.

Thats a splash of the bold

Soooo annoyyyyying

Experian credit score ad with the twat 'singing' the blurb to Fanfare for the Common Man.

Boooost Your Experiaaaaaaaan Credit Scoooooooooore

He sounds like he's being strangled.

Any advert she's on, don't now why she annoys me so much.

I despise all ads for being intrusive, annoying, uninformative, condescending, greed based abuse. Neither I or anyone I know ever been positively impressed or persuaded by them, nor bought their products. What idiotic management believes that Ad. agencies are nothing but con. trick charlatans with no artistic creativity or humour? You do not enamour the public to your product by annoying them. Idiots!

Never buying a pot noodle again

Anythiing for a cleaner - especially a saucepan or hob cleaner - which makes it look as if the item will instantly be showroom-clean with one quick wipe

Who do they think they're kidding?

Santender with ant and dec nauseating adverts.

When I hear that I always think surely they’d know if they’d robbed the neighbours 😂

Santender with ant and dec nauseating adverts.

Surely there's a message there. Look at these overpaid, talentless twerps. If you bank with Santander, expect to deal with overpaid, talentless twerps. Helps you face the irony that Santander have actually kept some branches open but put staff in them who don't have any idea how a bank works.