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Best passive aggressive/petty moments..

588 replies

LittleMissUnreasonable · 11/05/2022 16:49

The other day I was trying to park in one of those private run car parks where there are no designated spaces. There was only one quite awkward space left and there was another car behind me who was practically sat on my tail trying to get this awkward spot. I decided to reverse out and find another car park but this tailgating car was not letting me go go as they were so hell-bent on getting this space and were trying to go around me. I just thought screw it and drove into the spot as I had nowhere to go. You could practically see the red mist coming from the driver's ears as they had to reverse and find another car park 😤

Another consistent one is that we have a manager who will without fail walk up to a small group of colleagues with a query and direct it to the men, completely ignoring the women. So now, even if I know the answer and the male colleague doesn't, I will just get on with my work and not intervene. It's funny to see the manager flapping around trying to work out the answer when he could have just asked...you know...a woman😱

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Vicktorius · 13/05/2022 01:03

StoppinBy · 13/05/2022 00:51

I don't think it's clear at all.

I still don't really think that it's clear that the poster's husband is the black person in the story (unless I missed the poster coming back to clarify that?).

All I see is people trying to explain it in that way but no matter how many times I read the post it still is a badly written and confusing post.

@StoppinBy I agree it’s badly written but the poster did indeed come back and clarify that her husband is black and the guy using the credit card was white.

JustLyra · 13/05/2022 01:04

She didn’t send me anymore cards after that 😁

DoorWasAJar · 13/05/2022 01:09

BluebellCockleshell123 · 12/05/2022 22:35

I had a colleague who was always trying to undermine me and kept sending paranoid ranting emails to our boss. I think he had some kind of personality disorder and he was extremely difficult to work with.

He liked to have everything on his desk lined up just so and spent ages fiddling around with his mousepad/keyboard/pen/notebook to arrange them at the exact angles.

When he went to the loo I used to move something by just a fraction. And if he was off for the day I would change his seat settings.

It was the little things that kept me going!

Wtf, that’s messed up, that person sounded mentally ill, OCD is not a funny joke, being paranoid isn’t either. The NHS is literally destroying so many lives with their incompetence at dealing with mental illnesses, it’s disgusting.

Everyone seems to think it’s a personal fault, that people choose to be like this and they just need to get a grip. This is why talking about mental health instead of mental illness has made the stigma much worse.

DifficultBloodyWoman · 13/05/2022 01:22

JustLyra · 13/05/2022 01:04

She didn’t send me anymore cards after that 😁

I would never have had the confidence to do that when I was a child. Well done!

Aria999 · 13/05/2022 01:44

With the tidying up one I guess the point is nobody asked her to. Others were not meeting her standards so she left a note.

I think that's passive aggressive. The world is divided into clean freaks who think it is morally inappropriate to live in a bit of a mess, and people who don't see mess as that big of a deal. If you are unfortunate enough to live with someone in the other camp then it requires discussion and compromise, not notes on the fridge.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 13/05/2022 01:49

@sweetrevenge2022 Good to hear you're on the mend.

And that you tamed your surgery's receptioncow. My surgery has such a bunch of receptioncows that when they were delaying my access to meds & I said, "I've got cancer & I need to start these meds straight away. My oncologist has asked me to start them asap," they still waved me away. I'd thought it would be a winning card, as yours was. But no. Nothing moves them, gets them to do their job properly or makes them any more intelligent.

I'm trying to think of anything PA I've done to them. The only thing that comes close is when one r'cow didn't give me any instructions on how to use some complicated container for a pee sample & I put it down on her counter improperly sealed & it spilt a tiny bit of pee. I've never seen her move so fast or care so much about anything. Sadly it wasn't deliberate, but it was satisfying.

pollyglot · 13/05/2022 02:37

ex-DH's family were utterly vile. Visited them with newborn DS2...politely chatted with MiL, saying that DS2 was more like my family and DS1 was the image of his father. Horrible BiL arrived...looked cursorily at DS2 and said "At least he's better looking than DS1". In a flash I said "I was just saying to your mother that he's like my family"...cue faces like smacked arses...Turns out that DS1, as a young man, could have earned his living as a model, except that he had no vanity - tall, blonde, blue-eyed, very handsome, musical, sporty, kind and very, very clever. DS2 much the same. So not like ex DH's family at all.

BoDerek · 13/05/2022 03:02

Aria999 · 13/05/2022 01:44

With the tidying up one I guess the point is nobody asked her to. Others were not meeting her standards so she left a note.

I think that's passive aggressive. The world is divided into clean freaks who think it is morally inappropriate to live in a bit of a mess, and people who don't see mess as that big of a deal. If you are unfortunate enough to live with someone in the other camp then it requires discussion and compromise, not notes on the fridge.

Nah, it’s basic courtesy to keep communal spaces clean. The cleaner upper did the right thing, nothing passive or aggressive about it. The housemates were clearly very immature.

WiddlinDiddlin · 13/05/2022 04:37

Trying to load then new to me large wheelchair into back of then new to me mobility vehicle, in supermarket carpark.

Unfortunately, wheelchair ramp for a long wheelbase rear load vehicle, plus fairly large chair takes up much of the 'road', and its a tight fit so it needs lining up carefully or it can come off the ramp with me in it.

A lady in a big flashy car comes round the corner wanting to get past me... and decides to give me a pip with her horn and a cheeky rev...

Was quite stressed already, but trying to get the annoying spinny spring loaded castor wheels at the front lined up, so I back up a few inches for another crack and there she goes again.. rev rev HOOOOOOONK...

I saw red, as we say up north, 'me 'ead went'... I stopped dead, switched off the chair, arms folded and (in full growling northern Coronation st tones) " NO ONES GOING ANYWHERE NOW LADY... BACK THE FUCK OFF... "

OH is trying to die in a corner. I've got the red mist, I genuinely do not know how long I sat there but after a bit he whispers that she'd backed up and gone the other way and can I move cos people are LOOKING...

Probably I should have moved and let her past, but I'd already had OH move the ramps in twice to let folk past (or theres a real risk they'll clip the end of the ramps and that totally buggers them!), and waited for a quiet gap, and I'd absolutely bloody had it with having to get out of other peoples way, when absolutely no one would EVER get out of mine (anyone in a chair will get this.. you spend forever feeling like a fucking inconvenience!)

Momicrone · 13/05/2022 05:10

Good on you, big flashy car fuckers can do one

sashh · 13/05/2022 05:29

I was doing supply teaching so my income was erratic but I got a long term position so I could get my finances back in order.

Then my bank took my overdraft away, this meant I was now 'unauthorised overdrawn' and they put bank charges on, but the charges went on 1 or 2 days before I was paid so every month I got more charges, I had to take out a pay day loan to get out of the spiral.

I then took my account elsewhere, leaving about £2 in the account.

Every so often they contact me and ask if I want to close the account, and I say 'no' pay £1 in and take £1 out.

I have no idea what it costs the bank to keep my account open but they have paid more in postage than the amount in the account.

StooOrangeyForCrows · 13/05/2022 05:40

I had an asshole ex that used to get enraged when his neighbour let his dog shit on the gravel drive. He exploded at the neighbour one day and the episodes stopped so....I started to shit on the drive.

TheDoveFromAboveCooCoo · 13/05/2022 05:49

WiddlinDiddlin · 13/05/2022 04:37

Trying to load then new to me large wheelchair into back of then new to me mobility vehicle, in supermarket carpark.

Unfortunately, wheelchair ramp for a long wheelbase rear load vehicle, plus fairly large chair takes up much of the 'road', and its a tight fit so it needs lining up carefully or it can come off the ramp with me in it.

A lady in a big flashy car comes round the corner wanting to get past me... and decides to give me a pip with her horn and a cheeky rev...

Was quite stressed already, but trying to get the annoying spinny spring loaded castor wheels at the front lined up, so I back up a few inches for another crack and there she goes again.. rev rev HOOOOOOONK...

I saw red, as we say up north, 'me 'ead went'... I stopped dead, switched off the chair, arms folded and (in full growling northern Coronation st tones) " NO ONES GOING ANYWHERE NOW LADY... BACK THE FUCK OFF... "

OH is trying to die in a corner. I've got the red mist, I genuinely do not know how long I sat there but after a bit he whispers that she'd backed up and gone the other way and can I move cos people are LOOKING...

Probably I should have moved and let her past, but I'd already had OH move the ramps in twice to let folk past (or theres a real risk they'll clip the end of the ramps and that totally buggers them!), and waited for a quiet gap, and I'd absolutely bloody had it with having to get out of other peoples way, when absolutely no one would EVER get out of mine (anyone in a chair will get this.. you spend forever feeling like a fucking inconvenience!)

As a fellow northern wheelchair bird with attitude I am mentally high fiving you!

(I also have an OH who silently dies in a corner when I lose me ead 😂, some woman once actually moved me out of the way in Asda... that did not go well)

Pyri · 13/05/2022 06:09

StooOrangeyForCrows · 13/05/2022 05:40

I had an asshole ex that used to get enraged when his neighbour let his dog shit on the gravel drive. He exploded at the neighbour one day and the episodes stopped so....I started to shit on the drive.

No you didn’t Hmm

StooOrangeyForCrows · 13/05/2022 06:30

Pyri · 13/05/2022 06:09

No you didn’t Hmm

Yes I did. He treated me like crap and was the king of PA. I would sneak out in the dark mornings and crap on his drive and shove the loo paper in next doors wheelie bin.
I loved seeing him go scarlet in the face and develop the throbbing vein in his forehead as he had to shovel up my pile of dung :) Small victories.

Flyinggeese1234 · 13/05/2022 07:42

Motnight · 12/05/2022 09:32

A long time ago. Very heavily pregnant. I was in Iceland doing a shop where the groceries are delivered to you a couple of hours later. I was in a long queue. Just before I got to the front of the queue, the sign changed to show no more home deliveries were available for the day. I asked the manager if an exception could be made, as when I had joined the queue there were still delivery slots available.

His exact words were 'madam, that's not my problem'. Fair enough. I got to the front of the queue and the cashier served me. She called over the manager to help me pack it into bags as there was quite a lot of shopping. At the end, when I was asked for payment I said that I was sorry but I had changed my mind as there were now no more delivery slots available. The manager was still hovering and said that this would mean more work for him as he would have to open another till up. My words - 'that's not my problem'. I staggered out hot, flustered and empty handed but still triumphant.

Triumphant but no shopping and having wasted your own time?

i just feel sorry for the cashier and other shoppers.

Opaljewel · 13/05/2022 08:04

BeforeGodAndAllTheFish · 12/05/2022 10:34

@Buffyismyaltaego

What on earth does, "I think poster and myself," mean?
Im guessing you meant to say, "I think poster and I."

Mumsnet has a bit of a problem with racism. A lot of posters doing the, "oh, what difference does being black" make thing.

A woman write a paragraph about her husband being a black man. Then a separate paragraph about a white customer. It really wasnt confusing. Pretending not to realise that being black would make him a target is a classic mumsnet line.

So either, you're being disingenuous and pretending you dont understand racism. Or you genuinely dont know about racism.

I hadnt considered it was simply very poor reading comprehension.

I think you're being very harsh to people.

Saying they are racist because they hadn't realised what his skin colour had to do with it? No dear that means they aren't racist because they don't associate skin colour with crime unlike back then when it rife to make these horrible assumptions.

Of course it still happens today. But kind explanations to help people understand go a lot further than horrible goady posts than yours. Education and kindness is always the key. Remember to be kind when people just need some explaining. Not everyone is you!

MyTemporaryName · 13/05/2022 08:11

Changed name for this as some may not agree, but I felt better at the time and still do to this day, more than 30 years later.

in my early 20’s (still at uni, first time away from home and quite naive) I met a lovely man (so I thought) who really swept me off my feet with many grand romantic gestures. I got pregnant fairly quickly, got married as he so wanted to have a family etc. really wooed me. However, he soon started working late “to save money for baby” (which I never saw) but soon somehow started to suddenly meet old friends he’d not seen in years and was staying out all hours, it was always a “reunion”. I was far from home, living quite a way from my uni thst I had to stop attending, so no access to my uni friends, and no car either. I’d be up all hours waiting for him to come home. First night he actually didn’t come home, I was so worried he’d had an accident and didn’t know if I should start calling hospitals, police etc. (this is 1980s- no mobiles). I rang his work when it was the start of the business day and sure enough, he was at work. When he got home that day, he’d said he met some old friends unexpectedly and they had some drinks as a reunion and he fell asleep at their place. Was the last straw for me. I rang my mother to ask if I could come home. She’d been very angry about my situation (specifically my decision to keep the baby) so told me I’d made my bed and had to lay in it. I was stuck

this continued. I did, however, go “home” to visit for a specific holiday and because my grandmother was very ill in hospital with cancer. I got stuck there as I developed a pregnancy related illness and had to be hospitalised until birth. My DH was there for the birth, all seemed well. We decided to live in the area so we could have my family support. (My DM changed her tune after she saw her first grand child).

shortly thereafter, DH behaviour started up again BUT he was saying he was working late. Well, now I had access to a car and people to watch my baby so I drove to his work - closed, no one there, no cars in car park. I did, however, see his car in the car park of the hotel across the road. I parked nearby and waited. Yes, sure enough he was with an OW. I confronted them. She had followed him from our old area (many , many hours away) and had moved to the area for him, she knew all about me and our baby. Even suggested we all live together as a solution!

hurt like hell but I kept my resolve that I deserved more and we split up. After that, he showed no interest in our baby. Never showed up for visitation and also didn’t pay any maintenance. Once his wages started being attached, he quit and moved back with OW to his home town and started a new process of changing jobs every few months so his wages didn’t get attached for maintenance.

I heard a year or so later that he had a baby with OW. He then did the same to her except he moved to another country with his new OW to avoid paying maintenance.

To my petty moment. I sent OW a congratulations card, an oversized one at that too. big colourful letters across the front CONGRATULATIONS and inside it read “you got everything you deserve”. Unlike me, she knew what he was capable of and had knowingly helped screw me and our baby over. To this day, I still feel good about sending that card. I no longer care about Ex and have no feelings at all in fact months/years can go by without thinking about him. But I could never understand how another woman could knowingly and willingly do something like this to another woman.

AnneButNotHathaway · 13/05/2022 09:06

My favorite petty story is the one about SIL who would always complain about her looks in family pictures (it's either the angle that serves her wrong or the lightning is bad on her face or whatever) and would make a grumpy cat face everytime we'd gather for a picture. MIL would beg her to at least try and look happy but she always responded with something along the lines of 'Why, the picture is going to be bad anyways'. So one day MIL just asked me if I could do something about it as I'm doing photography for a hobby and I did some editing and added a smile to photos where SIL's face was particularly grumpy. This didn't go down well and she was oh so angry with us both but the salty looks stopped and now she wears neutral facial expression and never complains the camera wronged her😂

1000yellowdaisies · 13/05/2022 10:08

StooOrangeyForCrows · 13/05/2022 06:30

Yes I did. He treated me like crap and was the king of PA. I would sneak out in the dark mornings and crap on his drive and shove the loo paper in next doors wheelie bin.
I loved seeing him go scarlet in the face and develop the throbbing vein in his forehead as he had to shovel up my pile of dung :) Small victories.

So on a regular basis, you would get up before dawn, sneak to his drive and unnoticed by anyone, hover there doing your business? I note you say 'his drive' so you didn't live together? So does that mean you got up before dawn and drove to his? Or if you did live together you got out of bed in the wee small hours and crapped on your own drive?

No you didn't do this at all.

ScreamingMeMe · 13/05/2022 10:38

StooOrangeyForCrows · 13/05/2022 05:40

I had an asshole ex that used to get enraged when his neighbour let his dog shit on the gravel drive. He exploded at the neighbour one day and the episodes stopped so....I started to shit on the drive.

Are you Amber Heard?

WalkWithDignityAndPride · 13/05/2022 11:07

TaysideTeuchter · 12/05/2022 22:53

Because I would rather not risk a ban from Mumsnet.

Why would you risk a cunting ban for using the word cunt? Cunts have used the word cunt for cunting ages around here.

TalkingCat · 13/05/2022 11:25

@TaysideTeuchter Cunt is an acceptable word on Mumsnet, it's not bannable. It is, after all, a UK site. The word cunt is like saying house or car or dinner in the UK. It's an acceptable word that everyone on here seems to use. I don't like the word and rarely use it, but it's a UK site and the word cunt is perfectly acceptable in the UK.

Angrymum22 · 13/05/2022 12:09

I was organising a meal out with my MIL who is a bit of a social climber. I asked which restaurant she’d like to go to, she said she didn’t mind as long as we didn’t go to the place we’d taken them to a few months before ( gastro pub where they did a bit of deconstruction). My lovely DS who was around 11 at the time, with perfect timing, agreed with her “ I don’t like fancy food neither grandma” I’m not sure he was PA intentionally but I suspect after years of her cutting me down with her comments he wasn’t so innocent.
The best of it is that it became her “favourite” restaurant after Dbil took her there, but she seemed to think that it was under different ownership.

Pollydonia · 13/05/2022 12:16

WalkWithDignityAndPride · 13/05/2022 11:07

Why would you risk a cunting ban for using the word cunt? Cunts have used the word cunt for cunting ages around here.

I cuntally agree.