AIBU or is my cat BU?

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Dcat has decided it no longer suits His Fluffiness to exit the house through the doors. Instead he wants to come in and out via the living room window. This means I have to stop what I'm doing, open the window and pick up whatever he has knocked off in the process of wriggling out. If I try to guide him through the door, shake food at the door, etc he just sits on the windowsill and screams.
This is new, and very annoying.
Is he BU? Or am I?

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Ah, bless you. You do realise you are 'staff' to the cat? Your job is to open the window, feed, entertain & clean out the litter tray. Know your place, human.

It could be worse...
My 3 toothed slightly moth eaten looking black cat wakes me up twice a night demanding to be fed, by "gently" pawing my face....unfortunately he is so old his claws no longer retract properly and I end up with rather painful scratches.

@Chickmad

It could be worse... My 3 toothed slightly moth eaten looking black cat wakes me up twice a night demanding to be fed, by "gently" pawing my face....unfortunately he is so old his claws no longer retract properly and I end up with rather painful scratches.

You mean he doesn’t sit in the bath and howl? How inconsiderate.

My overlord starts signing the song of her people in the main family bathroom at 3am. I think she likes the accustoms in there. If we have remembered to close the door her alternate venue is the show in my en-suite.

She doesn’t want fed, or petted or out. She wants an audience.

Look at my username, and draw your own conclusion

@violetbunny

Don't you have a cat flap?

Yes, the little bugger won't use it! It's much easier for him to demand my constant assistance... and anyway, that involves the door, which is clearly beneath him

You are obviously, you know this. We are cat’s slaves , end of.

Our cat uses the flap as a "knocker only"

See

I don't even have a cat and even I know that a cat is God. YABU. I hope the cat finds a suitable punishment for you.

@SisterRuth

Our cat uses the flap as a "knocker only"

My sister's cat destroyed the cat flap - something about just charging at it and it broke. No one will make her use it again. Clever cat.

@YetAnotherSpartacus

19% have voted YANBU

They must be cats.

Being contrary just for the sake of it.

Mine does the same and looks most annoyed if he has been sat there a while because the curtains are closed and he didn’t bother meowing. He also eats on the windowsill because of DDog so will try to stand half inside and half outside of the sash window for a snack. He tends to know what room we are in and comes to my DDs window when I am putting her to bed.

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?” The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.” “Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

My cat will only exit and enter the house via the living room window. Quite often she doesn't want to go out, just sit by the open window and look out. When I close it she jumps up and starts scratching the frame and then follows me round until I open it again.

Cats are never unreasonable.

We have 3 catflaps. He doesn't like them. We've spent 7 years butlering as and when.

We have tried for 7 years to teach him, it doesn't work. I love him and he's a dick.

We now open doors for him.

@viques

I don’t even need to read the thread. Yes, you are being unreasonable. It’s his house. You do as you are told.

Exactly

@YetAnotherSpartacus

19% have voted YANBU

Wtf

Great thread!! I've chuckled out loud.
Thank you all I most definitely needed it.
I have 3 very dcats that rule our house! Love drinking from the tap even if their bowls are full

@violetbunny

Don't you have a cat flap?

Hahaha!

Well obviously ywbu.

Just count yourself lucky your DCat isn't like me late DCat who insisted on going out the window but only ever entering by the front door.

Pretty sure he called me Jeeves...

These posts are brilliant

*my

My cat says you are being VERY unreasonable

The cat should win at all costs. Haven’t you realised your role in his household yet?!

My DCat has me wrapped round her paw with food right now, has always been fussy (she adopted me) but changes her mind daily re what suits her taste buds.

I once made the mistake of trying to tame (house/garden train) a half Siamese ex cat of mine… it would’ve been easier trying to convert Boris Johnson away from being a Tory.

LTB.