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Porn star martini Pizza Express

591 replies

Flour8977 · 31/03/2022 16:47

Why are Pizza Express advertising 'Porn Star Martinis' on every table at their restaurants? AIBU to find this disgusting for a family restaurant? I don't really wish to explain to my 6 year old what it is.

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Trixiefirecracker · 04/04/2022 08:12

It’s absolute bollocks that it’s named because of the cut passion fruit looking like a vagina, it clearly doesn’t and a quick google will tell you why it’s named as it is. 🙄

Pinzotti · 04/04/2022 08:22

@Lime37

A pornstar martini is An alcoholic drink. I don’t see the issue
The more common name is Passion fruit martini
CornishGem1975 · 04/04/2022 08:31

@Pinzotti No it's not. Pornstar martini was its original name when the cocktail was created. Passionfruit martini started to be used to make it more family friendly.

Blossomtoes · 04/04/2022 13:05

@Silverswirl

It’s not appropriate. They should just call it a passion fruit cocktail like other places. Haven’t read the whole thread but for those saying. ‘It’s just the name of a cocktail’ yes but you do know why it’s called that don’t you? Because the cut passion fruit floating on the top looks like an open vagina
Bollocks. We’ve all read the reason its inventor gave it the name.
BrightOrangeOrange · 04/04/2022 13:24

I actually think the reason the inventor gave was bollocks.

liveforsummer · 04/04/2022 16:40

@Silverswirl

It’s not appropriate. They should just call it a passion fruit cocktail like other places. Haven’t read the whole thread but for those saying. ‘It’s just the name of a cocktail’ yes but you do know why it’s called that don’t you? Because the cut passion fruit floating on the top looks like an open vagina
I can't say I've seen many 'open vaginas' or images of such in my time however none looked anything like the inside of a passion fruit. I'm struggling to believe that one 😆
Thinkingthinking · 05/04/2022 15:04

For those saying people are 'pearl clutching' about this, this is quite different to a drink being listed on an adult alcohol menu. This is right in the middle of every table in the restaurant full of children and teens. I'm not a prude but this is 2022, not the 90's. They should know better. Porn is a revolting industry that exploits women. Why on earth choose to promote the only drink which glamorises this industry?

Porn star martini Pizza Express
Lunar27 · 05/04/2022 15:48

Despite my reservations, that is a terrible flyer. What are they thinking 🤦

Although as I mentioned earlier, is there a campaign to get rid from Pizza Express and bars in general? Otherwise it does smack of faux outrage.

user1471443411 · 05/04/2022 17:58

@NurseBernard

And people get mad when I say this ^^ is the level of critical thinking involved in this debate.

I won’t be going to Pizza Express any time soon because I’m not in the UK.

‘Not going’ isn’t much of a solution if you’re already there, and your 12YO is reading the flyer.

The main takeaway from the average, non-stupid 12YO after such a convo with their parent would surely be: porn can’t be as bad as Mum goes on about, if they’ve named a cocktail after someone who stars in it.

Porn = no big deal.

Subliminal message - it’s even OK to joke about it with kids.

This is it exactly, thank you.
Shydragonfly · 05/04/2022 18:05

Some of the comments on here ! It's a classic cocktail drink that's been around for years ! Just move the menu out of eyeshot if you think it's likely to bring up awkward conversations. Hmm

BrightOrangeOrange · 05/04/2022 18:24

It's a shit flyer.

Thinkingthinking · 05/04/2022 19:21

@Shydragonfly

Some of the comments on here ! It's a classic cocktail drink that's been around for years ! Just move the menu out of eyeshot if you think it's likely to bring up awkward conversations. Hmm
But it's not on the menu. It's a 3 sided vertical flyer which sits on every single flyer at eye level. You'd have to ask them to take it away or put it under the table to be out of eye shot and then you'd still be able to see the others on every other table. If it was in a bar where the clientele are over 18s it would be slightly different but it's not.
Thinkingthinking · 05/04/2022 19:22

That should say every table not every flyer

Thinkingthinking · 05/04/2022 19:24

@Lunar27

Despite my reservations, that is a terrible flyer. What are they thinking 🤦

Although as I mentioned earlier, is there a campaign to get rid from Pizza Express and bars in general? Otherwise it does smack of faux outrage.

Would be no great loss IMO to take this off the menu or change the name. Most people read the ingredients of a cocktail before ordering and isn't passionfruit martini more descriptive anyway?
Skinnydogz · 05/04/2022 19:55

Why is a child reading the cocktail menu in the first place

Lavenderlid · 05/04/2022 20:26

@Skinnydogz

Why is a child reading the cocktail menu in the first place
Why is a poster not reading the thread before making a comment like that?
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