To ask you for your favourite cheesy joke or meme

[Juniper68]

Mine is.

Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when having to pay for it?

If so you have carownervirus 🤣

Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day:

1. Breakfast
2. Breakfurious

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Children's answer: Because 7 8 9!

Real answer: Because 7 was a registered 6-offender!

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

What did infinity say to 8?

Zzzzzzzzzz.....

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of museli?

He got pulled under by a strong currant.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

@NightmareSlashDelightful

Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose

I don't get this!

What do constipated accountants do?

They work it out with a pencil.

@MaeveKerrigan I'm assuming when the pin touched Mary's behind she stood up PDQ!

[quote InMySpareTime]@MaeveKerrigan I'm assuming when the pin touched Mary's behind she stood up PDQ![/quote]
Thanks! I feel so thick now!!

@PoxyAndIKnowIt

Last from me today!

That bird fart one had me cracked up!

I must admit, there are quite a few jokes on here I don't get...

What do you call a mushroom with a million pounds who likes to party?
A fungi to be with.

What sort of cheese does a horse like to hide behind?
Mascarpone

Why is Santa’s sack so full?
Because he only comes once a year.

I must admit, there are quite a few jokes on here I don't get...

Which ones? Maybe you just have too sensible a mind

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

Love em

🙂

What’s blue and not heavy?
Light blue

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.

Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for one night.

Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life!

I was really cynical about how effective these orthopaedic shoes would be, but I couldn't have been more wrong.

I stand corrected.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wah.

Wha who...?

Werewolves of London.

How do birds eat with no teeth?
I'm not sure, but they seem to succeed.

An ancient Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

I had had enough of DH saying I had no sense of direction, so I packed up my things and right.

A woman goes into a chippy and says "I'd like a steak and kiddly pie, please."

The server says "Surely you mean a steak and kidney pie?"

She replies, confused, "That's exactly what I said, diddle I?!"