To ask you for your favourite cheesy joke or meme

[Juniper68]

Mine is.

Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when having to pay for it?

If so you have carownervirus 🤣

What do you call a fish with no 'eyes'?

A fssshhhh

What's Dean Martin's favourite eel?

That's a moray.

I liked Hampsterdance, All Your Base, Harlem Shake, Nyan Cat and (more recently) the Wellerman.

The word "meme" is a bit over-done in recent years, and what most of you think is a meme isn't really one. It's stuff that gets posted on Facebook then it disappears a day or 2 later. Real "memes" like Hampsterdance last for a few months.

This one always makes me laugh

Thanks everyone 🤣

Dance like no one’s watching…….they’re not, they’re checking their phones.

All dog waste bins in the country will now be required to carry this uniform branding with immediate effect.

We all need to tell ourselves this sometimes.

How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Mary Rose
sat on a pin
Mary rose

@Nicholethejewellery Hahahahaha

Why are fire engines red?

Because they have four wheels and eight firemen.
Eight and four make twelve.
Twelve inches make a ruler.
One of the greatest Rulers was Elizabeth the First.
She ruled over the seven seas.
In the seas are fish.
The fish have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
And the Russian flag is red.

And that is logical.

Learnt at my father's knee - and other low joints.

@hangrylady

How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love this

This amused me the other day:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I dunup
I dunup who?
Ewww…

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.
I’m completely dismayed.

Somebody called me and told me that my dad was gay.
Now I'm wondering which one.

I accidentally handed my sister a Pritt Stick when she asked to borrow some lip balm.
She still isn't talking to me.

What's brown and under the piano stool?
Beethoven's last movement.

A well-known beer company have brought out a special edition of their bestselling product - it's low alcohol, low calorie and only half the sugar.
Even so, I wouldn't recommend trying Cobralite.

Some low-lives broke into the Red Bull factory and stole 36 boxes of product.
I really don't know how they can sleep at night.

Another few from me...

Q. Is this puzzle difficult?
(Said whenever a piece of cake is offered)

A. No it's a piece of cake.

Another cake one…

Is this a cake or a meringue? (Or am I wrong - you need a strong west of Scotland accent to carry this one off though…)

This is a verbal one -

How do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow