A single woman who was nine months pregnant had a serious accident and had to be put into a coma. Thankfully, the skilled medical team managed to look after her well and delivered her babies by C-Section.
She was unconscious for three months, but when she finally came around, she was overjoyed to hear that all was well. She asked "What did I have?" and was told "One of each sex - two lovely, healthy babies - and we've kept them happy and safe whilst waiting for their mummy to wake up."
All of a sudden, she gasped "Wait, they need names! They can't have lived for so long already without even having names - and they legally had to be registered before now!"
"Don't worry at all," the kind nurse told her, "We contacted your brother. He has been looking after them for you and he chose names for them both and registered them."
The mum was shocked and exclaimed "But he's an idiot! He's quite good with kids, but he'll have saddled them with the most ridiculous, awful names ever! He'll have named them after Pokemon characters!! What did he call my dear daughter?" she asked, bracing herself for the worst.
The nurse replied "Her name is Denise."
The woman breathed in a huge sigh of relief and said "Oh, wow, that is a surprise. He chose a nice normal name. I like the name Denise! I feel really bad now, that was mean of me to assume. What did he call my little boy?"
The nurse sighed and replied "Denephew!"