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Do you get jealous of people who go on cruises

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Sportslady44 · 19/02/2022 16:37

Feeling very envious today. Friend is about to set off on a cruise for 14nights.

Cant stop thinking about it and them.

Can you put me off please?

Tell me some downsides of cruises.

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Whammyyammy · 22/02/2022 16:44

@Truegreen

A cruise liner is nothing like a ferry though!
Agreed, thankfully you're not on a ferry for very long.
TatianaBis · 22/02/2022 16:48

It’s not sufficiently different to be acceptable.

My sister and her BIL went on a top of the range luxury cruise with largest cabin size available, luxury dining etc in the Caribbean and she described it as a massive ferry that you were stuck on for a week.

I have actually been round a cruise ship in dock and yes it was basically a ferry with swimming pools.

TatianaBis · 22/02/2022 16:50

@CounsellorTroi

a. We’ve all been on ferries though and cruise ships are basically just larger more luxurious versions of ferries. Bigger cabins, better food, more entertainment etc.

Bit like saying you know what the Orient Express would be like because it’s just a bigger more luxurious version of Network Sourh East.

And that’s a fair point. I’ve been on the Orient Express. It’s a luxury train but it’s still a train, so if you’ve been on a sleeper you’ll have a fair idea of what it’s like. It’s simply more plush with better food.
MarieIVanArkleStinks · 22/02/2022 16:52

DH and I used to go on regular cruises back in the days before we had children. Our honeymoon was spent on a Cunard cruise.

What attracted us was the ports and itineraries. We used to love planning and going off on our own tours where possible: felt more of an adventure than using the ones usually organised by the cruise lines. Those were good times.

The cabaret-style entertainment was never 'us'. We've never been to a stage show in all the cruises we've done. We made friends with a pianist and singer/musician in the bars of two different ships, once one with a couple we palled up with, and were always the last up. The second of these was the apparently staid Cunard Line. When most other people had gone to bed they'd switch to playing rock, because they knew we liked it!

I'm still friends with my old gym instructor from the Queen Victoria. He is an absolute sweetheart. The staff on that ship were amazing, the one thing that did grate after a while was the insistence on formality. By the end I was dying to go out to a restaurant in my combats. On most other cruise lines you only have a couple of formal nights on 20-week voyage, and can easily avoid those if you want.

You can make of it what you will, you don't have to be bound be 'the things people usually do on ships'. Nowadays, though, I'm not the least interested: the allure has gone. The thing we really wanted to do was see places. But the time in port has drastically reduced, owing to port charges. If the whole point is floating around on a large resort with less time ashore then to me there IS no point. The whole reason we did it was to see a large number of places on one holiday in relative luxury and without having to unpack in between.

With a semblance of normality even now not returned post-COVID, you wouldn't get me on one of those things if you paid me. I was also less aware at the time of the disastrous impact they have on the environment.

One day I do still fancy the Alaskan one - we'd been saving the best for last with that! - coupled in with a road/railroad trip in Canada. Beyond that I genuinely don't care if I never set foot on a cruise ship again!

MarieIVanArkleStinks · 22/02/2022 16:54

sorry - 2-week voyage, that should have said. 20 weeks would be a little much!

CrimbleCrumble1 · 22/02/2022 16:59

MarieIVanArkleStinks I have a Canadian railway, Vancouver stay, Alaska cruise and a few other places/activities combo booked for next year, we booked with Scottish Cruise Company .

CounsellorTroi · 22/02/2022 16:59

On most other cruise lines you only have a couple of formal nights on 20-week voyage, and can easily avoid those if you want.

Some cruises don’t do formal nights at all and are all the better for it IMO.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 22/02/2022 17:01

A cruise liner is nothing like a ferry though!

Don't ever say that to Hurtigruten!! Wink
Though TBF they don't pretend to be a traditional cruise line; it's just that some go on them thinking they are and get disappointed

honeylou42 · 22/02/2022 17:05

I can't think of anything worse 🤢

I8toys · 22/02/2022 17:13

Absolutely not. I do not want to spend my holiday trapped with the type of people who go on cruises. Like my in laws. To get corralled around cities in huge packs not really taking in of the culture. They are a feckin menace.

lightisnotwhite · 22/02/2022 17:16

@MintJulia

No, the thought of being stuck with lots of people I'm not keen on and no way to escape is my idea of hell. I prefer to travel independently.
Mmm. So you’re saying that no one on a cruise is of any interest at all? You must be a fabulous neighbour/ member of your community..

Can I ask when you’re so independent do you never travel by plane/ train/ ferry with lots of other people? And then get off, do your own thing and get on again? Bit like a cruise.

CounsellorTroi · 22/02/2022 17:20

What is so independent about getting on a plane and then being transferred by coach to a hotel?

EpicGem · 22/02/2022 17:21

@Puzzledandpissedoff

A cruise liner is nothing like a ferry though!

Don't ever say that to Hurtigruten!! Wink
Though TBF they don't pretend to be a traditional cruise line; it's just that some go on them thinking they are and get disappointed

I have talked with some friends in Norway about us getting together to go on one of their trips up the coast and back. Other than that, I do really want to go on the Hurtigruten Antarctica expedition cruises, then the reality of wheelchair and ice incompatibility hits me and I just look longingly at them.
crosstalk · 22/02/2022 17:35

There were some my DM went on - tiny ship with 36 max passengers with special lectures on board about the history/archaeology/language/music of the places they would visit. They could nose into little harbours and not disturb the local population or ecology. Swan Hellenic?

My main objection has always been landside or sea side. The huge cruise ships have helped destroy the ecology and structure of Venice and parts of the Caribbean and Mediterranean. They rarely contribute to the places they visit except for the souvenir sellers and rarely buy fresh produce. I would love to know what rules they have for discharging shit and debris from thousands of passengers into the sea and whether they obey them.

And the passengers overrun ports without really seeing anything. The huge boats also overwhelm ports and deep water harbours so if you are - say - in the Med, the ships block the views for the locals and tourists and obstruct fishing boats.

I am sure there are plusses but not for the planet or understanding where you are going to.

lightisnotwhite · 22/02/2022 17:57

@CounsellorTroi

What is so independent about getting on a plane and then being transferred by coach to a hotel?
Well nothing. This thread is about cruises. I’ve never been bused into a hotel although some package holidays involve tgat. If you’re calling a cruise ship a hotel I’ve never been bused in to that either.
DolphinFC · 22/02/2022 18:05

@Skinnytailedsquirrel

A cruise would be my idea of a holiday from hell. Would much rather go camping to be honest.
Oh God why? Camping is my idea of hell! What is the appeal in staying somewhere less nice than the place you are already in?
countrygirl99 · 22/02/2022 18:10

@CounsellorTroi

What is so independent about getting on a plane and then being transferred by coach to a hotel?
A lot of people don't do that either.
mizzo · 22/02/2022 18:14

@Truegreen

This thread is weird. Why are loads of people posting inaccurate information about an experience they’ve never had. I don’t recognise most of the cons on here, as a sometime cruiser.

Would you ask someone who’s never set foot in your town for a local restaurant recommendation? Or someone who has never visited a spa their reflections on pros and cons of different treatments.

Such extreme reactions against what is basically just a floating hotel, with OPTIONAL activities/ crowds/ group tours.

Here’s my list of (informed) negatives of cruising....

  • Small size of cabins
  • Small size of swimming pools (but some ships have many to choose from and don’t get too busy)
  • You’re encouraged to spend more on speciality dining to get the nicest food
  • Price can be high, especially in school holidays
  • If you’re scared of water, obviously you can’t escape it and a cruise would not be enjoyable. But I’ve never experienced seasickness (and I always do on ferries)
  • I don’t like ports with tenders or industrial locales, so try to avoid
  • All the shops/ cheesy activities/ casino don’t do anything for me, but they are easily avoided
  • Queues in buffet at breakfast (only) but we get room service
  • Annoucements in multiple languages on some ships (Italian lines)
  • The lifeboat drill after boarding is annoying, but absolutely necessary and the kids think it’s fun.
I don't think j you'd need to experience a cruise to find out most if not all of those negatives and it's not as though they're a mysterious hidden world. There's loads of information online about them. I don't really enjoy hotels, hotel type entertainment, sharing a pool on holiday, buffets, hotel bedrooms even huge suites, AI resorts with different restaurants therefore I think I know cruising isn't for me. PIL enjoy all of the above and surprise, surprise they also love cruises. They had a good idea that they would before they went on one.
TatianaBis · 22/02/2022 18:21

@CounsellorTroi

What is so independent about getting on a plane and then being transferred by coach to a hotel?
Never done that personally.
TatianaBis · 22/02/2022 18:22

It's not either cruises or camping: they're both no nos afaic.

mizzo · 22/02/2022 18:48

Camping is my idea of hell! What is the appeal in staying somewhere less nice than the place you are already in?
That's exactly why I don't like hotels and why I know I wouldn't like a cruise. I live in a house with lots of space for all the family not a bedsit or a small flat.

lightisnotwhite · 22/02/2022 20:09

@mizzo

Camping is my idea of hell! What is the appeal in staying somewhere less nice than the place you are already in? That's exactly why I don't like hotels and why I know I wouldn't like a cruise. I live in a house with lots of space for all the family not a bedsit or a small flat.
Like living in a bed sit or small flat isn’t a choice FFS Camping is a great choice as an alternative to what you normally do. Not so great as a holiday if you struggle for space, or live off hob food or live in the back of beyond.

Holidays are a compromise between affordability and what ever you consider a break. Lots of people think good weather, places of interest, not having to cook clean or look after the kids is a break.

tinkletinklelittlestar · 22/02/2022 20:28

Nope. Never appealed to me. Unbelievably I was down to join the Navy in my younger days and quickly realised I hated being on ships. Confused

Bromse · 22/02/2022 20:35

Absolutely not, I hate the very idea of going on a cruise. I'm sure I would feel claustrophobic and want to get off!

My cousin and her partner are going on a Caribbean cruise next month in celebration of a milestone birthday. I am pleased for them, they like cruises.

Why be jealous of anything? It achieves nothing. Good luck to people who are able to do what they like.

Marmelace · 22/02/2022 20:37

Not at all, I watched the Poseidon Adventure at a very young age, scared the life out of me.

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