@blueberryporridge
I agree, OP. She shouldn't be Queen Consort and ideally Prince Charles shouldn't be King, not only because of their vile behaviour in the past but also because, for example, in their ongoing sense of entitlement and to hell with the plebs, they decamped to Balmoral with Covid, along with their toadying entourage, at the height of lockdown. And, even more importantly, because when HM eventually goes, we should be taking the chance to stand the rest of them down.
I’m just wondering how different the history of the monarchy would look if everyone who shagged around, before or after their marriage/s was automatically debarred from wearing the crown.
Pretty different, I imagine.
I’m imagining a sort of Shagging-Test Crown, rather like the Sorting Hat, in that the new king or queen sits on the Coronation Chair on live tv, the crown is placed on their head and immediately shouts ‘SHAGGER!’ or ‘CROWN AWAY!’
It would really liven up coronations. Especially if you had to have the entire line of succession sitting in the front two rows in case of a load of serial shaggers.
And do we test consorts too?