to want Goosey Goosey Gander banned on the grounds of explicit violence?

[Theperfectmother]

"I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs"

I mean, it's not what I want little Peregrine to be hearing in a nursery rhyme. What do you lot think? Shall I delete it from his ipod? And what about Oranges and Lemons? It's okay until you get to the bit about chopping of your head - I think it may traumatise my little angel beyond redemption.

so, tell me, AIBU?

This one is clearly about being off your face, 'tripping' on illegal drugs.

Hey diddle diddle
The cat played the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon

I mean - a violin playing cat? A space hopping cow? A laughing dog? Dishes running about on legs?

Acid trip if ever I heard one.

Terrible example for children.

You are all very funny and gave me such a giggle.You should be on the stage.

Are you available to hire for childrens parties?

At least the Mothers would be entertained!