nicknames for neighbours

[TheCreamCaker]

Do any of you have nicknames for friends and/or neighbours? Over the years, we've had:

The Lottery Queen (she once won a few thousand and bragged about it for years)
Internet King (used to sit on his PC in the window - with no shirt on)
Father Ted (got a mass of white hair)
Roman Helmet (hair in that shape which is plastered to her head)
Mr Muscle (very petite and short man)
Honey Monster (huge woman with a moustache)
Big 'tache Slipper Man (no description needed)
The Mole (neighbourhood watch lady)
Barry the Bag (always shopping)

'Angry dad'- lives opposite. Ranted and raved at my step son once for throwing snowballs near his winnebego.
' every day I'm hoovering'
(Said/sang to the tune of Everyday I'm shuffling) our next door neighbour literally spends hours upon hours hoovering all weekend, every weekend.

Brilliant thread made me laugh at some. Mine not so good...Wilfuly because he says that people Wilfully damage his plants...emo because when he move in he told everyone he was very emotional...ratchet because he is quite mad...racer boy ....the master because he knows it all. Seen a few names on here that maybe we get called

Haribo Al
Him With The White Hair
The Patter
BMW Twat
Dancing Dan
Mary Poppins
Her With the Crutch
Weird Gary

death watch beetle- rarely seen without mourning arm band
the weather people never see man n wife together /at same time(ds1 convinved one and same)
mr hotjobbi (not neighbour)longterm dogwalks our street 10.03 dog poos/pixup.

Slower driver - drive at about 10km an hour everywhere
Bare foot man - never wears shoes NEVER its very disturbing
Football man - does something with the local football team
Druggie house - raided by the drug squad
The new people across the road

Moaning Myrtle
The God Squad
Dog Lady
Flat Cap Fred(or Cat Flap Fred if I'm very stressed and very tired)

Tuesday (short for something else)! And nosey tw@t who lives at top of street. Also Harry Potter.

@saturdaymorningyawn

We lived opposite a lady we used to call Makka Pakka as she used to clean and paint the stones white (on a Regular basis) in her front garden.

Makka pakka, fucking brilliant 🤣

Annette Curtains
Mr Plow
Sainsburys woman
Shit dog woman
The parcel thieving bastards
The bus man
Bin bitch

I know most of their names now tbf but we still call most of them this

Mrs Foster - buys a box of beer for her alcoholic husband everyday

Slasher - she once admitted to slashing someone’s tyres when they parked in ‘her’ spot

Fire starter - fires every fucking weekend. Reported him to the council and it seems to have stopped but could also be a coincidence because of the weather

The witch - his partner who is nice on the surface but always says something offensive or judgemental. Also known as the jellyfish. She said something rude about my newborn so I hate her on principle.

We have:-
Referee (wears only a black shorts and t shirt all year around)
Antony Warroll Thompson (he looks like the chef)
Weekend lover (her boyfriend of the last 5 yrs. turns up weekly on a Friday night and leaves on a Sunday)

Army Man - always wears camo clothes
Big Fat Blazer - always stoned
Evil Blazer - friend of BFB, but looks mean
Football Man - plays football in road
Walky Woman - always walking up and down the road
Performance Mum - plays loudly in garden with her kids so we can all hear what a wonderful parent she is
Minger - rude lady called Kinga

Blondie
Posho
The Loud family
The Noisy family, who have now moved next door to the Loud family.
The Weedies, who stink of weed every time they walk past.

Not just neighbours - we lived in a city centre for a few years and there would be the regular people you'd see around town:

• crazy eyebrow lady
• umbrella man
• man with hawk
• balloon man
• 'spoons man
• short skirt speed walker
• Whiskey in the Jar guy

Nightclub Dave
Mr Ray
Knobhead
Volvo Man
Taxi Man
The couple with the hedge
Muscle Man

Also, our two year old's first word for neighbour was 'neigh-bow' (rhymes with rainbow).
So now all neighbours in our street of 8 houses are called neighbows (even when said 2 year old is not around!)

Miss Piggy, she and her husband used to sit at their bedroom window constantly watching people and yes, she did look like Miss Piggy. The fit family, mum dad and the kids constantly out and about on bikes, in walking gear, going jogging and always all together. I also used to name people at the gym. Mr Orgasm because he grunted and made so much noise lifting weights, there really was no need and Little Miss Perfect, immaculate gym gear, hair and makeup both before and after her work out

The hipsters, Brian the cunt moved out, new cunts moved in to Brian’s house. He is now called “not Brian the cunt”. The hipsters used to really annoy me, but they are ok now, I find NBTC much more annoying than them now. If NBTC moves away, I’ll probably start hating the hipsters again

Cuntchops- comes into our garden and chops down our plants

Buggalugs - Horrible dickhead with rugby cauliflower ears

We have Wayne and Waynetta nextdoor (she's always stood outside smoking).
Mrs clippy cloppy over the road ( she goes out really early in very high noisy heels).

We have:

Boring Jim and his wife, Mrs Mouse
That Mad Racist Woman
Deano the Dickhead
The Drunk On the Corner
Foghorn Lil
The Screamer and The Whinger

Number 11 (our friends)
The Mormons (they’re not)
The Cunts (they are)
Claire with the pink hair
Claire next door (to differentiate)
Dave the sparky
Mr bad job
Gav and thingummy
47 point turn
Him with the blue car

And not forgetting Aveline who puts the bins out in stilettos. She knows we call her this and is offended only because she’s from Manchester, not Liverpool.