nicknames for neighbours

[TheCreamCaker]

Do any of you have nicknames for friends and/or neighbours? Over the years, we've had:

The Lottery Queen (she once won a few thousand and bragged about it for years)
Internet King (used to sit on his PC in the window - with no shirt on)
Father Ted (got a mass of white hair)
Roman Helmet (hair in that shape which is plastered to her head)
Mr Muscle (very petite and short man)
Honey Monster (huge woman with a moustache)
Big 'tache Slipper Man (no description needed)
The Mole (neighbourhood watch lady)
Barry the Bag (always shopping)

He has moved next door to Bernard Manning (the one who complains about his mother in law all the time).

🤣🤣🤣

I win.
My next door neighbour calls his nextdoor neighbour 'Rick with a silent P'. Makes me internally snigger every time I walk past.
Also have 'the highlanders', 'nice and dickhead' and 'the renters', who own their home and got terribly distressed when a house on the street got tenants that may not mow their lawn.

Crazy snake lady over the road and next door at our old house - numpty (he really was) 😂😂