Mortified by gift from boss

[didyouscoredarling]

I had two KIT days that fell for secret Santa, so I was included in it

I got my boss, he got me. He forgot my present on the actual day of secret Santa so he gave me mine the day after

I got him an aftershave he likes. It's a fairly cheap one (£20), and a small box of chocolates. Just Cadbury's, he loves chocolate

I was gifted today a 'I ❤️ Sports direct' mug with a pack of pens in and some sticky notes
Wtf.

AIBU to feel sad? Limit was £20...

I only know he was my secret Santa because he was late to the fisting...

@didyouscoredarling

I had two KIT days that fell for secret Santa, so I was included in it

I got my boss, he got me. He forgot my present on the actual day of secret Santa so he gave me mine the day after

I got him an aftershave he likes. It's a fairly cheap one (£20), and a small box of chocolates. Just Cadbury's, he loves chocolate

I was gifted today a 'I ❤️ Sports direct' mug with a pack of pens in and some sticky notes
Wtf.

AIBU to feel sad? Limit was £20...

I only know he was my secret Santa because he was late to the fisting...

"late to the FISTING" - OH MY

He was late to the what now?

OP I'm sorry because that is really shit of him (although he should be the one embarrassed, not you!) but I can't help but laugh at your typo for what I assume should have been 'meeting'

I only know he was my secret Santa because he was late to the fisting

Your workplace sounds...experimental

To the, er, fisting, you say?
Is it a niche industry?

perhaps he thought if he arrived late most of the fisting would have been finished and he might get away with not participating?

Best ever autocorrect.....

lol 😆
Shit present in all seriousness though
Sound like he got it as a promotional gift?
Tight bastard

*LATE TO THE GIFTING!

Sorry

But yes, I would be pissed off. Sorry you got such a crappy gift x

next year make sure he arrives early and shove the sports direct mug where the sun don't shine rather than a fist....make use of that wide brim....

You spent over £20 though? Maybe you'd feel less shit if you'd stuck to the limit?

I think you meant late to the gifting...

Be thankful. At least he didn't get you some anal beads to go with the fisting.

@rattlemehearties that was the limit, I did stick to it... sort of - I was 50p over budget

I'd rather a small budget for secret Santa...then you are less likely to be disappointed ...or waste a lot of your own money

Totally crappy gift. But that’s what secret Santa is -waste of time and money.

You are not the one who should be embarrassed...

I mean, except about the fisting. That's something to be mortified about!

I laughed so hard at this that I've accidentally unlatched DS off my breast whilst feeding

The gift is very David Brent-esque.

It's a 10 from me, the gift and your thread.

Everye time he passes you, stick a sticky note to his back.

The work's secret Santa equivalent of a bunch of flowers from the garage. As an aside, I'm presuming the next government covid update will include a recommendation that at staff present swaps, fisting is discouraged.

@madamedesevigne

He was late to the what now?

I would NEVER be late to a fisting.

Well those mugs are sent free when you place an online order, so I'd also be pretty pissed off, its totally out of order of him, how tight!

Men are always rubbish at this. Gifting must be on the x chromosome.
You win typo of the year though. Shouldn't have snorted so loudly

Oof that's a guff gift. I think I'd leave it behind somewhere he will find it. He's clearly just raided the supply cupboard in work and put together whatever he could find without spending a penny. You're not obliged to accept this shit gift. How can anyone honestly expect someone to be pleased with that?

This is such a good laugh, both for the wildly differing Secret Santa gifts and the workplace fisting. Just what I needed to read .