To want to kill Nicole Kidman in the nauseating Chanel tv ad?

[FranticPants]

Why on earth are they running this again - when it came out last Christmas I thought it was a spoof, it's that ridiculous!! "I love to dance!" VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!! Someone tell me please it is meant to be ironic?

I should do this sort of thing for a living.

PMSL Slubbers. Think you should def submit that to Chanel.

I think I might. I could do with some spending money. I could buy myself a muff.

PMSL at Slubbers muff aspiration

God bless you Slubbers. You have achieved something marvellous here - no longer will I cringe so hard I almost turn inside out when I see this advert, but will be thinking of What Happens Next and laughing myself silly.

btw when they film it they can use a foot double.

hand double I mean, duh.

i like the keira nightly one, where she looks pretty, there is no real story as such and she doesn't open her mouth, especially to declare that she loves to dance.

dunno what is more annoying, nicole in chanel or nicole with the nintendo DS thingy

maybe she'll replaced kerry in the iceland ads, 'i loooooooove king prawn rings'

pmsl soopermum!

Lol Kathy at your hand/foot confusion.

I have had a marvellous laugh on this thread

I am a dancer, I loooooove to dance!

GAG. you look like a f*ing plastic bag woman.

The bloke is quite fit though. Did you know that he is the bloke playing the big gay 7 foot barbarian in 300? Crap film, fantastic torso/jewellery combo

then can we kill her?

My hand is clenching around the knife, somebody stop me

Don't kill her yet. We need her for slubber's part II ad.

Or..... why not make Part II ad a snuff movie ??? eh eh??

Alright I can wait

I've just realised who she is meant to be.
She is Princess Diana.
'She was the most famous woman in the world' - well, that's either her or the Queen or Mother Teresa.
She is surrounded by bodyguards etc.
She loves to dance - well, Princess Diana wanted to be a ballet dancer but got too tall, according to the Andrew Morton book.

So I'm sorry Slubber but you've got it all wrong. In the next episode she is going to keep ringing him up and getting all hysterical and needy. Then in the final one he's going to sell her letters to the tabloids and go on Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes and any other low-rent z list celebrity reality shows he can find.

I suppose I could make the balloon burst into a feiry orb of flames. The slightly charred muff could gently drift down into sexy eyes hands.

It would mean the squirrel gets it too. Are we happy with sacrificing the squirrel?

Oooh... does that mean we can arrange for MI5 to kill her?

How in Gods name do I spell fiery? Is that right. It looks odd.

Slubbers Im filling up thats fantastic.
Did you ever see the Ronni Ancona take on that advert the voice over was "did she remember me.... of course not she was sh*tfaced"

PMSL @ Kathy

cut to nicole wearing the squirrel as a muff.eyes to camera with cruella de ville cackle

How about an Iceland snuff ad, where Jason (having nipped to the toilet for a suspiciously long time) is overtaken by a fit of insane jealousy over the chicken filo flower debacle, and lays waste to Kerry and her 'celebrity guests' while sobbing theatrically.

It needs a squirrel though.

Kathy, you version is more gritty, however it somehow lacks the magical fairy tale sparkle that is required to make me want to go out and spend £40 on a perfume.