or is up, down?

[onebatmother]

black,white? etc

as you are asking, it must be grey. scientific proof not available, it is Friday. (??)

why do you ask?

Anything south of Central Scotland is down. Obviously.

isn't there a competitive pointless thread thing going on?

Competitive pointless thread? How did I miss that one?

Lead the way please.

and anything north of watford is up?

if you want to talk about those who are convinced that they must say the opposite of (everything)the topic of conversation, just consult the nearest two year old.
or in fact anyone under eighteen.
or male

shouldn't have said that
i'm for it now

yes my 2 year old carefully positions body in a pantomime of shouting, leans forwards and shouts 'no not [whatever], it's [opposite of whatever!]'

did suggest on earlier threat that cod tosses coin when posting. acutally think that's a jolly good idea.

following that (actual) gibberish, i do believey its time for me to go to beddybyes.

but am liking threat for thread

at least cod has coins to toss

why?

why what?
why does a cod have more disposable income than a bat?

or why bedtime at the batcave?

this somewhat depends upon a bat's ability to hold and toss a coin

i am getting pissshhhddd. are you or do you always think this way?

This whole thread is bats. I need someone to talk me through it. Slowly.

oh i see why did i say she tossed coins?

because it was yet another aibu thread where everyone soothed 'nooo, not BU, of course, there, there'
and then cod posted along the lines of yes YABF*ingU.
Next thread was 'nooo YANBU, soothe, soothe..

but i find it unpredictable which way she will toss iyswim

the what was....oh i cant remember.

dunno wtf were you on about????

talk ????

it be a friday night pisssssssshhhheads thread

Thanks gigglewitch. I understand perfectly now.

BATS DON'T DRINK!
MUCH!

oy bat you are supposed to be nocturnal.

we witches are also perfecting our cauldrons at this hour of the night

oh giggle.
i've buggered it. was supposed to be a thread commenting on the argumentative and/or ludicrous nature of some other threads.

but in fact was stupid.

I think I need to move away from the computer.

I am half-arsed bat and not fully nocturnal. Am off to bed. Mog or Owl will probably still be up though.

night night

Aw don't go. Just found the thread, I think. Can't make any sense of it but that is nothing new!

oh dear. you can't go. then it will be me and gibberish chasing each other round three threads

please don't go

And do you have a problem with that giggle?

yes.
I do.

(had lessons from 2yr old DD)

you are not as - erm, merry as me

Good grief. No way I could catch up now is there?? You must have been boozing since about 3pm

I've had a whole 2 cans of Stella. Not my favourite it has to be said, but all that was available and beggars can not choosers be. So they say. Well those partial to a tipple anyway.