or is up, down?

[onebatmother]

black,white? etc

i am a VERY cheap date.
i have had half a bottle of wine. precisely, of course. as distributed by DH (pedants on here have got nothin on my DH)
if i had had the stella i would have been asleep long since.
you have the same dreadful sense of humour as 2485796794shoes.
and me. no, worse than me i said didn't i?
where do u live (ish?)

You are being not unreasonable.

VVVQV

I live in Scotland. Ish.

lol

Where are youish?

Yes, I do have dreadful sense of humour. Blame it on my upbringing. My girls have no hope.

You lot are completely and utterly nuts!!!!!

Oooh it's VVVQVVV!

Mmmmmm nuts

CASHEWS obviously. Am starving!

ummm, northwest-ish. that's England.

gimme some cashews, i've just finished all the peanuts (how common)

So you are south north westish to me... ??

errrmmm, ?????

I'm very pooooooosh. Only honey roasted cashews in this household don't you know.

Actually, after two lagers, your common or garden peanuts would be more than welcome

hello! i'm watching a thriller and its building up to the ending and I'm scared

Lol. Well it can't be THAT thrilling if you've managed to tear yourself away to tell us about it

I watched Shrek 3. It was very funny.

vvvvqvvvvvv where is your newly-wedded DH? and why aren't you -ermmm, finding something better to do on a friday night?

What? You mean there's more to do at night than MN and watch Shrek 3?

certainly not.

Well thank goodness for that. Thought I might have been missing out on some big secret or something.

see. cashews / shrek 3 / replay etc.

certainly posh.

I know. You're jealous aren't you? VVVQVVVV would have to smarten herself up a bit to come round here.

of course.
actually i think we have scared her off

Nah. She's just off deciding which crown to wear before she comes back on.

maybe she has gone for BRAZIL nuts. with chocolate on.

Would rather have chocolate raisins. Yummmmmmm.

Actually, talking of dried fruit, I had almost a whole bag of dried figs the other day.

I wouldn't recommend it. It has rather disturbing consequences.

why do we keep returning to the topic of shhhttt?