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How many kidneys do you have?

116 replies

ImaBraveNhsHero · 30/09/2021 23:51

It's two, right?

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Ifyoudontlikeitdosomethingelse · 01/10/2021 00:20

I hope your not a BraveNHSdoctor 😂

Biscusting · 01/10/2021 00:21

Half a dozen

PieonaBarm · 01/10/2021 00:22

Two, but Covid had a good go at trying to kill them both off. Thankfully mine seem to be resilient little buggers that kicked back in with the help of a dialysis machine! They're pretty important!

Holyridonkulus · 01/10/2021 00:23

I have three, two fully formed ones on one side and a single one on the other.

Called a duplex kidney.

Ifyoudontlikeitdosomethingelse · 01/10/2021 00:24

@PieonaBarm

Two, but Covid had a good go at trying to kill them both off. Thankfully mine seem to be resilient little buggers that kicked back in with the help of a dialysis machine! They're pretty important!
That's funny, my mums failed after the vaccine! Good old covid!
Cwenthryth · 01/10/2021 00:26

Never checked, if you’ve never had a medical scan for any other reason how would you know?

Covidworries · 01/10/2021 00:26

Normally 2, implant recipients usually 3.
Occationally people a born with only 1, or 3 or even 4

ArseyMoor · 01/10/2021 00:29

I also have a Duplex kidney.

Holyridonkulus · 01/10/2021 00:38

@Cwenthryth

Never checked, if you’ve never had a medical scan for any other reason how would you know?
I drink lots each day even as a child I'd down a glass of squash in one go and want another. My average day is around 3/4 litres.

So I'd say a need to drink more than normal would be a clue but then others would say that's what a diabetic would do!

PieonaBarm · 01/10/2021 00:42

@Ifyoudontlikeitdosomethingelse I hope your Mum is doing ok? Do you mind me asking which vaccine she had? (I'm not anti vax I'm just interested in the whole situation of mine failing). There's some American research strongly linking Covid infection to failure in otherwise healthy adults but nothing vax based that I can find.

themidnighttrain · 01/10/2021 00:43

@Covidworries

Normally 2, implant recipients usually 3. Occationally people a born with only 1, or 3 or even 4
It never even occurred to me I might have anything other than 2!
Ifyoudontlikeitdosomethingelse · 01/10/2021 00:52

@PieonaBarm

She had AZ

Dita73 · 01/10/2021 02:25

You have two. Unless you have any in the freezer

romdowa · 01/10/2021 02:45

I have two, I've seen them on ultra sound but I went to school with a girl who has one, her kidneys fused and her one is larger.

vastgrandupgrade · 01/10/2021 02:53

Lol, some people genuinely have three, but it’s not common. And even if you do have three, I’m not sure giving two of them away is necessarily advisable.

TomPinch · 01/10/2021 02:53

I've got 3. I've named them Adam, Eve and Steve.

JMoore · 01/10/2021 03:06

I have 4 (two duplex kidneys)

AlternativePerspective · 01/10/2021 03:11

Taat?

Chouetted · 01/10/2021 03:14

I wonder - is the average number of kidneys per person more than or less than two?

vastgrandupgrade · 01/10/2021 03:17

@Chouetted

I wonder - is the average number of kidneys per person more than or less than two?
Interesting question. I suspect probably more than two. As well as people born with three, most people who have had a transplant have three because they don’t usually remove the native ones. Happy to be proved wrong though.
DriftingBlue · 01/10/2021 03:18

I have 2.

My DH has 3, but only 1 of them functions.
My FIL only has 1, because his other is inside of DH.

Justilou1 · 01/10/2021 03:33

Why are you asking? Some people are born with three, or only one, or one or two partial incompletely formed ones which may still offer them adequate renal function to live a long and healthy life. Some people lose one due to injury or disease. Some people donate one. (SUPERHEROES!!!) The kidney that is left grows in size to compensate. There are always anomalous people out there on the planet.
Chronic Kidney Disease is increasing in OECD countries (while genes definitely play a part, the increase is largely due to Diabetes and Obesity-related diseases, but Alcohol and Drug abuse are also a factor.) The medical costs are enormous and dialysis patients find the lifestyle debilitating physically and mentally. As the disease progresses it affects every aspect of their lives and every person in it.

Cocogreen · 01/10/2021 04:21

3 kidneys. Two shrivelled and a nice big healthy transplanted one.

1forAll74 · 01/10/2021 04:30

I thought you might have meant the ones you buy, when making a steak and kidney pie.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 01/10/2021 04:34

I'm assuming 2, as no one's ever found more or fewer than that (or they haven't told me).

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