The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

I knew a Mike Hunt. Honestly. I really avoided having to say it.

Should I ever divorce my DH, I am so going to change my.name to Rider or MacHine!

I'm not getting Camille Foot though

We have a doctor called Dr Boddy 😂

I also know someone who named her child Belle Ball 🙄

i house shared with a german girl whos sirname was plonker she didnt understand why people found it funny until i showed her only fools and horses. My head teacher at school was Mr P Green he didnt last long

At various times in my life I’ve know a:

Tim Burr
Jo King
Dr Lear who was an eye doctor
Trixabelle Belle
Paris Tinkerbelle

And I also know someone with a kid called Bu though she pronounces it Boo. But come on that’s not Boo that Bu as in ‘but’!

Rory Lyons
Ewan Kerr

I knew a carpenter called Ahmed Ashed I kid you not

Phil McCann, the News journalist reporting on the petrol crisis.

@Inacountrygarden

Phil McCann, the News journalist reporting on the petrol crisis.

Haha just seen that. So funny!

There's Phil Mccan, Rob Banks (the policeman) and Zac Burns (the fireman)

@CityCommuter

It’s almost as if you knew this was going to go viral 😂

Phil McCann:

www.google.com/amp/s/www.indy100.com/viral/phil-mccann-bbc-breakfast-petrol-b1926841%3Famp

I once saw a letter addressed to Dr. Health

Also a Madeleine McCann

Also the surname Wanklyn 🤭

I had to type a letter to Rachel Memory

Years ago I worked somewhere where they had a tannoy. There was a Mike Hunt working there (one of the bosses) which would result in everyone in absolute hysterics when MikeHunt got tannoyed.

Even more hysterics would ensue when you’d be needing to tannoy MikeHunt as you’d inform your fellow colleagues “I’m just going to have to tannoy MikeHunt” or if he was taking ages to respond “Has someone tannoyed MikeHunt”, “can someone tannoy MikeHunt again”. Never got old and still making me snigger as I’m writing this now 🤣

Pinta Bier
Dwayne Pipe

I once worked with someone who’s partner was called Anel Human

My midwife is called Nurse Chubby and my doctor is Dr Odd

Worked in a hospital tannoying doctors many years ago...one of our doctors was called Dr Peñas...as in a Spanish name and pronunciation. ...a very elderly woman in the paging dept alway called him Dr Penis over the tannoy...cue the rest of us dying with laughter after every page. Poor fellow

The senior partner at our council had this son working there too- both names William Bates.

The senior one liked to be called 'Master Bates'

In my workplace I know of an Amanda Manda and Harrison Potter 😄

Ahmed abed

Miriam Notapippo a lovely Italian girl that came to our school maybe 1981. And not forgetting Mr Woodcock our swim teacher that was missing a finger.

@CatalinaCasesolver

Colleague in the US called Randy Bumgardner 🤣

This one made me laugh. Don't think either Randy or Bum are giggle worth in the US, though! I can't imagine anyone in the UK calling their child Randy...