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To hate the phrase “double jabbed”

193 replies

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 10:53

(But also lighthearted Grin)

I hate the double part and I hate the jabbed part individually and the two combined.

It’s not double. You haven’t been doubly vaccinated, just fully vaccinated. If you only have the first one, you’re only partially vaccinated. So the second one is the completion of the vaccination- right? Not double the vaccination.

And jabbed is just yuck. I know I’m probably UR on this count as jabbed is a very commonly used term for a vaccination. It never bothered me before the term “double jabbed” came into usage. Now it makes me Hmm

And people saying “I’m double jabbed” makes me want to scream. “I have been double jabbed” would be slightly more acceptable.

You can all tell me how UR I am now

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headintheproverbial · 17/09/2021 17:39

@INB4 - you're probably Scottish hence the use of 'jag'. Down south everyone says 'jab'

NotAnotherPylon · 17/09/2021 17:58

'Shielding' is awful. I imagine someone cowering in a corner under a canopy of medieval shields, possibly with a knight standing by ready to smite Covid with his sword. I'm sure I can hear clanking sounds every time somebody says it.

Talktalkchat · 17/09/2021 18:47

@NotAnotherPylon

'Shielding' is awful. I imagine someone cowering in a corner under a canopy of medieval shields, possibly with a knight standing by ready to smite Covid with his sword. I'm sure I can hear clanking sounds every time somebody says it.
What else would you call it?
WoozySnoozy · 17/09/2021 18:48

BUBBLES

WoozySnoozy · 17/09/2021 18:49

Oh and "rule of 6" did my head in every time

spookybitches · 17/09/2021 18:52

I'm doubled jabbed, sinopharm and Pfizer 😉
Quadruple jabbed in the literal sense

M4J4 · 17/09/2021 19:01

You need to get a life, OP. Seriously. And I bet you have poor SPAG.

beautifullymad · 17/09/2021 19:22

It will be triple jabbed very soon...

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 19:40

@M4J4

You need to get a life, OP. Seriously. And I bet you have poor SPAG.
😂😂😂

What?

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MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 19:41

I do love MN Grin

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merrymelody · 17/09/2021 19:46

Double jabbed sounds unnecessarily violent

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 19:54

It does, doesn’t it? Go for your vaccine, come home with a shiner.

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SoupDragon · 17/09/2021 20:06

@M4J4

You need to get a life, OP. Seriously. And I bet you have poor SPAG.
OMG! This isn't Pedants' Corner! What is the OP missed lots of school because her family donkey died and she couldn't get there.

By the way, you shouldn't start a sentence with "and"' .

HTH.

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:09

It was the goat. The donkey is still going strong all these years later. Stubborn ass. Wink

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M4J4 · 17/09/2021 20:10

Well clearly it is because this is a pedantic thread.

I didn’t say I have perfect SPAG, just that I bet OP’s is poor.

What is the OP missed lots of school

You mean ‘What if’ not ‘what is’.

HTH.

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:19

😂😂😂

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M4J4 · 17/09/2021 20:21

Someone’s triggered. Multiple emojis are a sign of it.

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:23

I bet you’re right, you know. You sound smart.

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Wineinthegarden · 17/09/2021 20:30

It seems to have fallen out of favour now, but the one that got me was when vaccines were first rolled out and it was all about getting ‘jabs into arms’. I just kept thinking that it was a good job it didn’t have to be given into buttock muscles cos not sure the BBC would have coped with reporting about ‘jabs in arses’ all the time.

M4J4 · 17/09/2021 20:31

Smart enough to know people who quibble over ‘I’m jabbed’ vs ‘I have been jabbed’ are tedious,

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:35

@M4J4

Smart enough to know people who quibble over ‘I’m jabbed’ vs ‘I have been jabbed’ are tedious,
I knew it, could tell from your posts. Your intelligence shines through. So glad you came to share it with us all.
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M4J4 · 17/09/2021 20:40

Surely it’s your own intelligence you’re prizing, what with your correction of ‘I’m jabbed’.

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:42

No, it’s definitely yours.

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M4J4 · 17/09/2021 20:44

No need, just stop the pedantry and all will be forgiven.

MrsRobbieHart · 17/09/2021 20:44

Can’t do that I’m afraid. Could you just hide the thread?

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