To wonder why posters say they've been a longtime poster...

[RainbowBriteUk]

...and say they remember various posts? It really pisses on my chips! So what?!?!

The first thread I got invested in was Softzilla - about a woman whose friend got offended that she hadn’t paid for her DC at Soft Play and started growling and gnashing her teeth…

Softzilla was brilliant, just the sheer entitlement from her was incredible.

It did start to get a bit weird with the stalking though!

@WomanStanleyWoman

One that hasn’t been mentioned yet that always makes me laugh is ‘His little shirt’.

Oh god, I'm having flashbacks.

The funniest thread I remember was about returning a borrowed? Afghan coat.

I think I remember from the 'snapped and farted' one that she genuinely thought that it was the norm - that lots of people fart when they lose their temper. Might be a way to get the kids to listen to me.

Snapped and farted was only funny because the OP didn’t intend it to be funny in the slightest. She was completely oblivious.