To wonder why posters say they've been a longtime poster...

[RainbowBriteUk]

...and say they remember various posts? It really pisses on my chips! So what?!?!

The fat ball one was one of my faves.

The Sistine chapel one - whether it was made up or not did make me laugh.

Remember when Anyfucker was banned and posters went mental and started threads to bring her back, active threads had about five threads dedicated her being 'unbannished'. I remember reading it on the bus in to work thinking WTF?

Meh, snapped and farted makes you a complete n00b.

Fish slice sex utensil, pirate sex noises, and tablecloth lady makes you a gimmer...

And, yes, Angela Hernandez was one of the funniest ever.
WMMC had many an entertaining thread! Remember the 'remains' beneath her home?

Wasn't Brian the willing masseuse trucker

I miss a good i found a shopping list thread.

Why does it bother you if they say that, I like to know some of the older posters are still about, I've been here for years

@SyIviescup yes I remember that with Anyfucker it caused outrage!!

Anyfucker also caused ructions when MN asked her to NC to something less rude. I miss the days we all used to get riled up over nothing .

And when scottishmummy would turn up and chuck a dour haiku into a thread. She was a git but her persona was genius.

Has no-one mentioned Sharon yet? Waste of wine that one.

If I wanted to prove my length of service, I would probably name old posters, rather than threads. But I like my fresh starts. It's like magic.

I did love the haiku thread though.

Remember when Anyfucker was banned and posters went mental and started threads to bring her back, active threads had about five threads dedicated her being 'unbannished'. I remember reading it on the bus in to work thinking WTF?

No idea who the poster is but why were they banned? And are they back? Did mumsnet give into the public pressure? 🤣
I only remember a few usernames and that’s usually because they’re arseholes. 😬

@ScrambledSmegs

Anyfucker also caused ructions when MN asked her to NC to something less rude. I miss the days we all used to get riled up over nothing .

And when scottishmummy would turn up and chuck a dour haiku into a thread. She was a git but her persona was genius.

She was a git.

Is she still on here? I actually thought she was a really drunk person at first.

@WinTheNight

Remember when Anyfucker was banned and posters went mental and started threads to bring her back, active threads had about five threads dedicated her being 'unbannished'. I remember reading it on the bus in to work thinking WTF?

No idea who the poster is but why were they banned? And are they back? Did mumsnet give into the public pressure? 🤣
I only remember a few usernames and that’s usually because they’re arseholes. 😬

I think it was because AF told posters that their Dh were being abusive - a lot. Most of them were - probably. Then posters complained to MN because AF said they should leave their DH

F'knell sounds mental now

F'knell sounds mental now

It really does. 🤣 I hope she’s been reinstated and still had the same name.

@SyIviescup I'm pretty sure scottishmummy was banned. No idea what for. I always suspected she was playing a part and probably had at least one other account. It was just a theory though.

Loved the bat. It was my screensaver for years.

Scottish Mummy and her creepy wee something - what was it?? Brackets?? Apostrophes?

And trust nae fucker.

And words on a screen.

I had no idea that grumpy auld git had such an impact on me

@WinTheNight

F'knell sounds mental now

It really does. 🤣 I hope she’s been reinstated and still had the same name.

Yep. Still here, still same name. Still helping women realise they're living with a twat. MN would be a far worse place without her.

I always presumed ScottishMummy was a persona rather than a person.

Yep. Still here, still same name. Still helping women realise they're living with a twat. MN would be a far worse place without her.

Glad to hear it. Plenty of women need informing that they’re living with a twat so always good to have other women to tell them and support.

I came to MN because of the lemon drizzle thread.

And Sharon (the hoor) and Bagda remain as my all time favourite.

Using the term ‘pisses on my chips’ is much annoying.

Pisses on your chips? "Name change" or this "NC" bollocks (can't just type it) I don't understand the point of that. Really pisses on my chips. No one cares.

Has anyone mentioned the river of sweetcorn or the bobble plate yet?