Are you *really* buying this mumsnetters?

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www.boohoo.com/woman-underwire-cut-out-swimsuit-/FZZ09805.html

The newsletter says so, but really? I’d sent to you a friend this week for a laugh, but maybe we just don’t have the bodies/confidence for it.

They make even the model’s boobs look like the fake comedy because boobs Blackadder and Lord Melchett wear at Blackadder’s party.

Also, Boohoo are a bunch of sweatshop grinding gobshites.

Rogue because in there (as opposed to the rogue nipples which would undoubtedly appear in that thing).

I was catching up on LI earlier and one of them had this on as a bikini top I was a bit wtf is that.

Honestly, if you are young and pert it is possible, even if the bouncing of your boobs is a bit hypnotic..

Also one of my boobs is smaller than the other. Quite noticeably actually without a bra so one of them would be flopping out.

And those knickers are hilarious!

Looked like fake skin colour to me like it's meant to look like a gap but isn't really and why would you buy boohoo stuff? Isn't all from countries that make the clothes ridiculously cheap and therefore exploiting someone somewhere?

Well of corse, I want a milk white torso and a golden brown underboob who doesn't 🙄 😂

Sadly they don't do it in my size, fortunately they do have this beauty in my size

www.boohoo.com/plus-tropicana-cross-front-bikini-crop-top/PZZ03666.html?color=216

Well, I’m certainly not. They don’t have it in a size 18 for me!

8382 people looked at it in the last hour so they’ve got the clicks they wanted!

8382 looked.

It would be interesting to know if anyone bought it.

Yeah, they got the clicks but not the sales. Nothing on that website appeals to me at all. Even the clothes for larger women look fucking dreadful.

Classy.

I’m 26 so thought I was boohoo’s target market but no way would I be wearing that in public!

That’s going to make for very odd tan lines.

@JoveWhenHeSawMyFannysFace

I think it was linked somewhere (possibly S&B), so perhaps there was a lot of traffic from the site. I doubt the views converted into many sales, though!

Yeah, slagging it off big stylee

I’m fecking sure that if I squeezed my considerable bulk into that monstrosity, that the public reaction would be boohoo.

Fairly sure all the fat in my body would shloop up and cascade out of that hole I

This has got to be designed by a man.

Interesting that only sizes 6,8 and 10 are left.
I just cannot comprehend why anyone would buy this monstrosity.

I watch Love Island and they're all wearing that kind of thing.

Blimey. A warning would have been nice before I clicked on THAT.

@SunSeaSurfGin

Fairly sure all the fat in my body would shloop up and cascade out of that hole I

For some reason I'm laughing uncontrollably at this post. I needed a laugh too.

Can you imagine, surgically altered tits or not what you would look like heaving yourself out of the swimming pool after a couple of length of front crawl.

Best laugh in ages

As for the knickers

Why bother.

Good God! What a look.

It looks like her books are peeking out of a letterbox --so tempting to draw a pair of
eyes on her--

Apart from that ridiculous boob slit they have so high cut over the leg if you sneeze or cough you are likely to slice yourself in half