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TestingTestingWonTooFree · 11/07/2021 19:22

www.boohoo.com/woman-underwire-cut-out-swimsuit-/FZZ09805.html

The newsletter says so, but really? I’d sent to you a friend this week for a laugh, but maybe we just don’t have the bodies/confidence for it.

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RazzleTits · 11/07/2021 19:53

I’d totally rock it.... (with some nipple tassels) Hmm pahahaaaa

Unsoliciteddeckpic · 11/07/2021 19:56

That photo has been touched up to ridiculous proportions. I am pretty sure they have tried to air brush out her nipple on the right boob (her left) but not done it enough.

There seems to be a nipple shaped shadow on it.

That bathing suit doesn't even look like that on that particular model, I would bet money on it.

Guavafish · 11/07/2021 19:56

If you are body confident then why not? Life is short!

heymacaroner · 11/07/2021 19:56

Christ Blush

IcedSpice · 11/07/2021 19:57

Wasn't buying it on the last time it was posted, and not buying it now

DumplingsAndStew · 11/07/2021 19:57

What newsletter said we were all buying that?

MikeWozniaksGloriousTache · 11/07/2021 19:58

It would be fine on me... but my nipples would sit lower than the slit hole Smile

Yummiliscious · 11/07/2021 19:58

This is like one of those optical illusions! My brain says I should be seeing hanging nipples but I just can’t see them!

Muddydoor · 11/07/2021 20:00

No, you just see the underboobs bouncing as they walk. Me and my dd nearly died laughing when we saw a girl wearing this in town.

Thelnebriati · 11/07/2021 20:00

I laughed so hard the family came over to look at my screen, and then they all laughed as well.

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 11/07/2021 20:02

@wavecatcher

My boobs would be down to my belly in this 😭🙈
And me! I need the Rover (round em up) or Christian (uplift the fallen) styles these days 😂
Ukholidaysaregreat · 11/07/2021 20:02

Phahahahahahah! It's a no from me!

Sideorderofchips · 11/07/2021 20:03

That looks more like Ann summers bondage stuff

ChargingBuck · 11/07/2021 20:03

Boohoo can get to fuck.

Not just because their new bikini & 'backless' pants make even the stunning models look ridiculous, but because they are a bunch of exploitative shits.

Anyone who buys their clothes is supporting this - ethicalunicorn.com/2020/07/14/how-ethical-is-boohoo/

Plus, there was the 2018 investigation by Sarah O’Connor for The Financial Times on ‘dark factories’. These are described as part of Leicester’s garment industry that has become ‘detached from UK employment law’: £5 per hour is considered a top wage, while workers talk of factories with blocked fire escapes, old machines, and no holiday or sick pay. Seeing as Boohoo doesn’t publish a list of its suppliers, it’s impossible to know how many of these factories it does or doesn’t use. However, an interviewee in the report said that 99% of Leicester’s garment workers were paid less than minimum wage, so it seems almost impossible to avoid.

pigsDOfly · 11/07/2021 20:03

@naemates

Well 800 people are looking at it right now, so it must be popular! Grin
They're all probably reading this thread.

Some one on the Style and Beauty thread said it was for people with implants, I suspect she's probably right.

Whatever, it looks bloody weird.

I agree with pp it look as if her nipples have been photoshopped out.

SupermanInk · 11/07/2021 20:04

You’d have some funny tan lines. 😬

Sportysporty · 11/07/2021 20:04

Sort of thing they would wear on drap race with silicon boobs 😂

bubblebath62636 · 11/07/2021 20:18

I would if i had the figure for it!

My double chin is more likely to fit in the slit than my tits...

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/07/2021 20:19

My tits would fall out of that. Gravity is not kind.

Stretchandsnap · 11/07/2021 20:19

We’ve just had a good laugh at this on the sofa whilst pretending to watch the football. It’s blatantly airbrushed onto the model, anyone without tiny breasts and/or silicone breasts would be struggling with nip slip

Thelnebriati · 11/07/2021 20:20

Apparently I'd look like a sad Ninja...

SpeakingFranglais · 11/07/2021 20:22

Theresa reason it’s reduced

Chickychickydodah · 11/07/2021 20:22

Lol, my books would be coming out of the leg holes 🤦‍♀️😩😡

Chickychickydodah · 11/07/2021 20:23
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TheChosenTwo · 11/07/2021 20:31

Jeez, I’m looking for some new swimwear to wear in the hot tub, not sure my family would approve of my tits slithering out of the letterbox hole and flapping them in their faces while they’re trying to relax Grin