Are you *really* buying this mumsnetters?

[TestingTestingWonTooFree]

www.boohoo.com/woman-underwire-cut-out-swimsuit-/FZZ09805.html

The newsletter says so, but really? I’d sent to you a friend this week for a laugh, but maybe we just don’t have the bodies/confidence for it.

I've been looking at the clearance section and there's a recycled bodysuit. Does that mean someone else has worn it?

It's in the larger ladies bit and has that cut out bit too.

www.boohoo.com/pink-plus-recycled-cut-out-slinky-bodysuit/PZZ04035-3.html?color=155

Good god

Jesus, not in a month of Sunday’s !!

hahah! Can you imagine? My elderly breasts would worm their way comfortably through those gaps. I could be fully covered, but with the old-woman titties hanging out. Good job they don't have it in my size.

I just love how some mumsnetters are being kind and giving the benefit of doubt. "It would be handy for breastfeeding or Convenient for a poo" Love it

With my saggy tits? I think not! Even if my tits were as good as they were pre dc, it's a fucking horrendous swim suit.

They have to be fake, nobody is that perky and round naturally!
Mine would be right out the bottom!

My money makers would just be hanging out the gap. I’m gonna get me one of those bad boys!

Surely, no one would wear that? Surely. 😆

From a distance, it sort of looks like you have an arse on your chest.

What a timeless look.

I might buy it.

But the likelihood is that my chins would fall out of it.

My bosom is nearer the gusset.

Love this. That recycled body suit is next level bad.

@Hallyup6

www.boohoo.com/open-back-lace-knickers/LZZ89296.html?color=105

Handy if you need a poo, I guess.

Cracking up 🤣

@sbhydrogen

Perfect for breastfeeding Love Island fans!

Christ, they start watching Love Island young these days!

I don't know who "designs" this stuff but they deserve a comedy award

Never - sad that we are 3xpected to take style advice from Love Island. Seriously - hard to believe women in the 21st Century still are encouraged to dress in ridiculous, impractical and uncomfortable clothes.

expected

Jesus, that bodysuit makes her boobs look completely deformed.

Just...why?

@Thekindofwindowsfaceslookinat

From a distance, it sort of looks like you have an arse on your chest.

What a timeless look.

Bahaha!! Um...no. Anyone walking around in that should be arrested. Lmao. Nah seriously though, not I!

I actually swim in my swimsuit. This suit is for posing in.

No need to be worried whether a nip slip would happen. You know it would.

Can you imagine the tan lines on this suit?

Zoom in, her nipples are still visible at a normal place. They’ve just been slightly airbrushed.

The annoying thing about outfits like this is that they are utterly unwearable by all but a small number of surgically altered woman.

Are you really buying this mumsnetters?

I wear nothing else round Waitrose. Eat your heart out, Toast.

(Seriously though, @ChargingBuck is right - BooHoo are about as ethical as cigarettes dipped in crude oil.)

MWAHAHAHA !!!!

Too funny 😂