Timmy the doggy
Didn't bite a moggy
He was given the blame
It's really quite lame
Neighbours pulling a fast one
Trying to do a con
To get some cash
Thought they'd give it a bash
But the cat is fine
Lives, it has nine
Timmy never bit
But the neighbours, they're shit :(
So come on little Timmy
Away now you shimmy
In the garden you'll be
Frolicking and free