to have slapped my dd age 18 months

[underthebridge]

its really not as bad as it sounds and i was having a terrible day.

i have been really struggling for cash this week, its not easy being a single mum on benefits and i was down to my last £500.

so anyway i pull up at the supermarket in the 4x4 to find all the p&t spaces have gone so i park in a disabled, jump out the 4x4 and snag my new boden top in the process.

i go to grab dd from the car seat and find it filled with sausage roll crumbs and empty fruit shoot bottles, i really should of bf her before we left but as it is so inconvenient (and i was drunk) i decided sausage rolls and fruit shoots were the way to go.

she starts screaming as soon as we get into the shop and no matter how many free grapes i throw down her neck she will not shut it, so i gave her a quick slap.

what would you have done if you were me

you bored?

har har har

not

Very provocative - but I think you went ott with the slap and tipped it away from fun.

But good effort!

what are you doing b/f ing her
are you mad?

and underthebridge is an excellent trolling name !

And you should have mentioned that you were on your way to pick up your copy of the Daily Mail!

Was it meant to be funny?

"what would you have done if you were me"

Not bothered posting??

Does she have her ears pierced?!

Sniff sniff sniff, there's that smell of bullshit in the air again.

it is quite obviously a piss take , managing to cram in lots of mumsnet cliches !

sorry was a very lame attempt at humour.

was kind of in responce to the oh gosh how original thread

away to name change back now with my tail between my legs

err .. told you - you need to get out more!

Completely unbelievable. As if anyone on AIBU would ever ask "what would you have done?"

AIBU to be stunned at how many people have not "got it"

slow night tonight perhaps?!?!

underthebridge - do you make up stories because you can not pull?saddo

I especially like the "(and I was drunk)" bit

Surely it was obvious this was a joke; the posting name, all the MN cliches under one roof?

Under, would love to know who you really are

AIBU to ?

oh come on give the girl a break..

She has had a rough week after all.

Not bad effort - I have seen worse....

But I feel that you good do better if tried harder... needs to concentrate more and not be distracted by those around you..

better luck next time...

Well I sniggered... especially at the 'and I was drunk'

mamazon...my thoughts exactly...