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AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

497 replies

Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/07/2021 19:37

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson Wink

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IcedPurple · 10/07/2021 22:42

@TruffleShuffles

I know every one has different tastes but Maguire? I really can’t see it, different strokes for different folks, eh? Talking of strokes, Jordan Henderson can do whatever he likes to me.
I'd say he's the most classicly good looking of the England team. He looks quite ordinary compared to half the Danish team however.
Baycitystroller · 11/07/2021 00:16

Ahh all far too young for me but I cannot lie and say I only feel maternal towards them. Just cos you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a good looking man ( or woman).

Od130990 · 11/07/2021 00:22

Phil Foden 😍

MrsJackGrealish · 11/07/2021 08:38

It's official now.

He's mine!

Mookie81 · 11/07/2021 08:48

@newnortherner111

Be glad this is not some of the players of the 1990s then!

The hunchback of Notre Dame asked Esmerelda if he was the ugliest of them all. Esmerelda told him to talk to the mirror in the cellar. The hunchback went to the cellar, returned and Esmeralda asked him if the mirror had told him if he was the ugliest. The hunchback said the mirror told him he was not, but asked 'who is Iain Dowie?'.

GrinGrin
Mookie81 · 11/07/2021 08:53

@Biscuitsneeded

Sterling has amazing eyelashes. I think I want to adopt him rather than date him, but he is adorable. If we're dating, then unashamedly Lineker! He's just so magnetic and seems from his tweets and the stances he takes on things to be a thoroughly decent person.
My husband saw Lineker in Richmond filming and said he was having a go at the person holding a sun umbrella over him because it wasn't quite covering him. He said he was really rude; so he's a 'nice' guy not an actual nice guy.
IcedPurple · 11/07/2021 09:14

My husband saw Lineker in Richmond filming and said he was having a go at the person holding a sun umbrella over him because it wasn't quite covering him. He said he was really rude; so he's a 'nice' guy not an actual nice guy.

I get 'professional nice guy' vibes from him too.

Haven't there also been rumours of sleazy behaviour around female staff?

Bryonyshcmyony · 11/07/2021 09:16

God not everyone can be perfect 24/7

He's a really good pundit which is all I really care about.

MrsJackGrealish · 11/07/2021 09:16

That's why you should never meet your heroes.

There's a danger that you'll be disappointed because they are actually walking egos and not very nice.

TravellingSpoon · 11/07/2021 09:21

I don't know if anyone has mentioned him, but its Declan Rice for me. The whole story about being dropped from Chelsea and coming back from that sealed it. I like a man with determination!

MrsJackGrealish · 11/07/2021 09:23

Declan Rice is lovely. Lovely smile and quite sweet.

Mookie81 · 11/07/2021 09:24

@Bryonyshcmyony

God not everyone can be perfect 24/7

He's a really good pundit which is all I really care about.

What does that story have to do with being perfect? He was clearly being an arsehole to someone 'beneath' him.

Anyway, my vote is Kalvin.

ShitPoetryClub · 11/07/2021 09:52

I am too old to be fancying these kids but I want to adopt Sterling. Aww his little smiley face! Bear

ShitPoetryClub · 11/07/2021 09:53

Gary Linekar is sleazy as hell and as polished and untouchable as Phillip Schofield.

PhilSwagielka · 11/07/2021 12:36

Pickford. I'm biased, I know, but he's got a nice arse. Mason Mount and Tyrone Mings as well, Mings has such a cute friendly face.

On the subject of hot teams, Italy and Germany. And the two Robertos (Mancini and Martinez) are hot managers.

MrsJackGrealish · 11/07/2021 13:53

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AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?
tearsforfears72 · 11/07/2021 19:21

I’m old enough to be the mother of every lad in the squad! Definitely Gareth for me…the ultimate middle-aged crush and definitely DH material. I think Harry Kane and Marcus Rashford seem nice lads too.
Dd20 has a huge crush on Jordan Pickford!

Romemarie · 11/07/2021 20:28

Kieran Tripper is gorgeous 😍
Luke Shaw is cute too

househousehousefox · 11/07/2021 23:07

I still fancy David Beckham. Does he still do football?

MrsJackGrealish · 12/07/2021 01:42

Love Pickford even more now. What a legend.

Kalvinette · 12/07/2021 05:56

The clue is in the name! Kalvin is absolutely gorgeous and I know someone who met him who said he is a lovely guy too. The dimples, the smile, strong and silent in getting the job done. I can't see how you WOULDNT fancy him tbh.

Kalvinette · 12/07/2021 05:57

Oh and I also agree with Maguire, in a brooding, impassive way he is pretty sexy.

MrsJackGrealish · 12/07/2021 08:27

@Kalvinette

Maguire looks like he would growl at you at bit. I kinda like that.

Bryonyshcmyony · 12/07/2021 08:28

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@Kalvinette

Maguire looks like he would growl at you at bit. I kinda like that.[/quote]
Stop it.

MrsJackGrealish · 12/07/2021 08:31

@Bryonyshcmyony

Sorry.