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AIBU to only fancy Tom Hiddleston as Loki and Orlando Bloom as Legolas?

226 replies

Bellasblankexpression · 22/06/2021 21:23

I am not even slightly interested in either of them in anything else or in actual life. In fact I would say they are a turn OFF in real life interviews when I’ve come across them.

But as those characters - absolutely

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Lemonyfuckit · 23/06/2021 15:22

@SisterMichael

Daddy Malfoy Grin

I disagree on Jason Isaacs, he’s hot in most things - Malfoy, Zhukov in Death of Stalin, Jackson Brodie etc

Yes. Agreed. Definitely Jackson Brodie.
Bellasblankexpression · 23/06/2021 15:29

@Lemonyfuckit it takes a special kind of man to make a faun (is he a faun?) sexy so I shall allow it Grin

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Lemonyfuckit · 23/06/2021 15:42

@Bellasblankexpression Wink

ItsAliveItsElectric · 23/06/2021 16:11

Captain Jack Sparrow 100%
Captain Jack from Torchwood (may have a thing about Jacks who are Captains!)
Jason Isaacs as Malfoy's dad
RDJ as Iron Man
That guy from Harry Potter who takes them to Malfoy Mansion, he's a 'snatcher' and wears a lot of eyeliner
I love a bad man in eyeliner Blush

TabbyM · 23/06/2021 16:32

Absolutely. Thranduil but not Lee Pace as well...

TheFeistyFeminist · 23/06/2021 16:40

Richard Armitage as Guy of Gisbourne, leather and eyeliner. swoons

DarceyDashwood · 23/06/2021 16:46

@Kiki275 I can’t agree about James Marsden as he is attractive in everything!

Holothane · 23/06/2021 16:46

Oh Peter Capaldi is gorgeous Eric Roberts as Dr Beck and Mathew Modine as Dr Brenner and Dr Fisher (I think can’t remember) Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber, now that lot would keep me happy for ever😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DarceyDashwood · 23/06/2021 16:47

Throwing a curveball here but I’m currently a bit obsessed by Bruce Greenwood as Dr Bell in The Resident on Disney+ (this may be a bit too niche 😂)

Also Kenneth Branagh only as Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing

Kiki275 · 23/06/2021 16:53

@TheFeistyFeminist Richard Armitage in a cravat in North & South was almost but not quite on a par with Colin Firths Mr Darcey.😍

@DarceyDashwood he's definitely not unattractive but never made me look twice until Hairspray x

Holothane · 23/06/2021 16:54

This is shocking but I love hands as well all I can think about is Mathew Modine as Dr Brenner giving me good spanking then seeing, to😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FlamingGoat · 23/06/2021 16:55

Tom Hardy in Taboo .
Offfftttttt.

DarceyDashwood · 23/06/2021 16:56

@Kiki275 it’s the singing and dancing I think!

shouldistop · 23/06/2021 16:57

Ooh yes Spike.

lazylinguist · 23/06/2021 16:59

At the risk of massively missing the point of the thread, could I please add James McAvoy in anything. Literally anything, not seen anything yet in which he isn't sexy as hell, and I'm including Mr Tumnus there.

Yup. Although I've been reliably informed that he's disgusting in 'Filth'... which is why I refuse to watch it!

TheIblisHasspoken · 23/06/2021 17:14

I can't believe I've found my tribe! Some of these are sooooo spot on!
Tom Hardy.... he wrote and starred in a Victorian drama a while back and... well there are no words!

I definitely love characters rather than actors - Dean Winchester, supernatural so so hot!!

Trudij123 · 23/06/2021 17:26

@ItsAliveItsElectric

Captain Jack Sparrow 100% Captain Jack from Torchwood (may have a thing about Jacks who are Captains!) Jason Isaacs as Malfoy's dad RDJ as Iron Man That guy from Harry Potter who takes them to Malfoy Mansion, he's a 'snatcher' and wears a lot of eyeliner I love a bad man in eyeliner Blush
Stan shunpike? Think that’s Lee Ingleby ( who is pretty hot under most circumstances !)
KnitFastDieWarm · 23/06/2021 17:42

@OliveHenry

Dare I mention Rowan Atkinson but only in Blackadder II ? Grin
How could I forget this one???Shock
DarceyDashwood · 23/06/2021 17:58

Mandy Pantkin as Indio Montoya in The Princess Bride 😍

David Bowie as the Goblin King in Labyrinth 👀

Wackadoo · 23/06/2021 18:16

Yes yes agree with Pedro Pascal, but only as The Mandalorian.

harryandmarv · 23/06/2021 18:27

As yes Loki, absolutely! And its Wednesday today so I'm happy, shall be putting disney+ on very soon Grin

I'm sure I read somewhere that Tom initially auditioned for the part of Thor.....which really would not have worked out well at all. He's perfect as Loki. Didn't he date Taylor Swift briefly? I remember seeing photos of them with t-shirts declaring their love for one another, well had a heart on with each others initials! It was Taylor Swift wasn't it? I think it lasted about 7 days Grin

SquatBetty · 23/06/2021 18:38

@harryandmarv ah yes the Tayto debacle! If you do a search on old threads for Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift (or similar search term) you'll find a magnificent 40 page thread on this subject.

lazylinguist · 23/06/2021 18:48

The Tayto debacle was ridiculous! People get weirdly invested in who actors date. Suggesting that TH should no longer be considered for the (oh so highbrow and serious Hmm) role of James Bond because he over-enthusiastically dated a popstar. Grin

peoplearepeople · 23/06/2021 18:57

Travis Fimmel as Ragnar Lothbrok in Vikings. Such a sparkle to his eyes.

Have to agree with Jrm in The Tudors as well. One of the final scenes when he saw himself looking younger with the white horse actually took my breath away at the time. Grin

Bellasblankexpression · 23/06/2021 18:58

@TheIblisHasspoken good god yes Taboo it was called. Having said that while I could appreciate the supreme hotness I only properly fancy Tom Hardy in Inception!

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