AIBU to think there are right & wrong times for birthdays?

[BramStoker]

Light hearted - I obviously realise that individuals have zero control over their date of birth!

BUT hear me out

Jan - mid Feb WRONG (too soon after xmas, we're all too skint and knackered)

Late Feb - mid June RIGHT (birthday season #2)

Mid June - end of first week in Sept WRONG (summer holiday season, birthdays are superfluous)

7th Sept - 20th Dec RIGHT (birthday season #1 AKA the best time to have a birthday)

21st-31st Dec WRONG (gets lost amongst all the Xmas shit)

AIBU?

4 out of 5 of us in our family have birthdays within a 4 week period in birthday season 2 so we clearly got the memo. DS missed out on birthday season 2 by a couple of days 😂

Mine is January and it's shit. No one has any money. They're all doing dry January, and vegan January, and anything bloody else January so they don't want to go out. It's bloody freezing and everywhere outside is shut. Waste of time having a birthday.