Things that are better than sex

[YeOldeTurnip]

Itching and itch that has been bugging you for ages has to be one of the best feelings in the world...

DC's enjoying and finishing a really nice meal you've made.

When a toddler limpets onto you in bed

Losing weight/fitting into your old jeans/ getting the you look great compliments

The feel of your face after a good mask/facial

The feel of your legs when you've shaved exfoliated and moisturised them

Masturbation

The bit after sex!

@timegoesbysoslowly

Squeezing a spot

Oh yes.

I LOVE squeezing a good spot.

A flight or two in a helicopter, especially if one of them is at night and you have to cross Heathrow.

That’s what I was going to say too.

Chocolate
A facial
A non sexual hug
Stroking my dog
Sleep
Walking in the park
A good book
A heated blanket for the sofa, on a cold day
Bombay mix
Roast dinner

A very nice wank... alone

A super deluxe all inclusive indulgent spa retreat in somewhere exotic, tranquil and remote like Bora Bora to fully relax and detox et cetera

@SingingWaffleDoggy

Scratching your ears with a cotton wool bud. Yes, I know it’s not ‘allowed’ but damn it feels sooooo good!

I was going to say this too. There is definitely a second g-spot in my ear.

@Smurfsarethefuture

I definitely think some of you are doing it wrong

yes, definitely the only comparable thing is birth

At the end of a long day, taking my bra off!

Sleep
Food
Hiking
Shopping
Watching tv
Playing with the dog
Work
Spending time with friends and family

Tbh pretty much everything remotely enjoyable

A really good alcoholic beverage

Cleaning your ears with a cotton bud (rules are made to be broken sometimes)
Having a massive poo
Having a bath/shower where you wash your hair, shave everywhere and then treat yourself with a blow dry and fresh sheets... heaven!
Sleeping with the window open - can’t stand that stuffy feeling if it’s been closed when you wake up the following morning

Having a bath/shower where you wash your hair, shave everywhere and then treat yourself with a blow dry and fresh sheets... heaven!

Isn't it just - especially if you've got a clean, ironed pair of PJs/nightie on too!

Removing an underworld bra

Underwired I meant!

Long hot shower then getting into clean sheets in a super king bed with a brilliant book and a bottle of red.

A baby's laughter

The first swim in the sea of the year

In my view, some people on here need better quality sex.

As for those who mentioned taking their bra off, a well fitting bra should not be uncomfortable. But taking my bra off and sex go quite nicely together!

Sleep
Taking a shit
Making a nice ground coffee
Sleep

@felulageller

DC's enjoying and finishing a really nice meal you've made.

When a toddler limpets onto you in bed

Losing weight/fitting into your old jeans/ getting the you look great compliments

The feel of your face after a good mask/facial

The feel of your legs when you've shaved exfoliated and moisturised them

Masturbation

You sound like such a wonderful mother.

Decent sleep.

Logging on to MN to tell a stranger that they Abu.