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Things that are better than sex

148 replies

YeOldeTurnip · 20/05/2021 13:32

Itching and itch that has been bugging you for ages has to be one of the best feelings in the world...

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Jemimapuddleduk · 20/05/2021 17:44

Not much is better than good sex but I remember ecstasy to be pretty much up there back in my clubbing days.

Bargebill19 · 20/05/2021 17:51

A warm, comfortable, clean bed all to myself.

TartanPunk · 20/05/2021 17:57

The first glass of wine after a tough day/week.
Walking/cuddling my beautiful dog.
Cuddling my DH (which sometimes leads to sex).
Bitter orange chocolate.
A foot massage.
My fanny would like to give up sex too Grin

GladAllOver · 20/05/2021 18:15

The only thing better than sex is more sex.

6rainbow · 20/05/2021 18:18

I love my husband and sex but Booja Booja chocolate is AMAZING, and don't tell him but the chocolate would win every time

ihavethehighground · 20/05/2021 18:19

Being alone in the house.
beans on wholemeal toast.
a fabulous frothy coffee.
preferably all of these 3 in one day

Aposterhasnoname · 20/05/2021 18:21

That moment, when you step off the plane and the hot air hits you, you're right at the start of an adventure and two weeks of new experiences, food and relaxation await.

God I want a holiday so badly.

GameofPhones · 20/05/2021 18:23

A ham sandwich, according to Marlene Dietrich "Was ist die Liebe, gegen ein Schinkenbrot?"

HarrisMcCoo · 20/05/2021 18:26

Sleeeeeeep!

timegoesbysoslowly · 20/05/2021 18:38

Squeezing a spot

Holothane · 20/05/2021 18:41

No sex for years so dreaming over my latest crush and watching the films, oh yes 😍😍

Sarahlou252 · 20/05/2021 18:44

The introduction to Dire Straits Money for Nothing!

Lulu1919 · 20/05/2021 18:45

Most things !!!!

janlevinson · 20/05/2021 19:01

@Sarahlou252

The introduction to Dire Straits Money for Nothing!
🤣🤣🤣 But I agree with you
Pollywollydoodah · 20/05/2021 20:03

Absolutely everything

Worldwide2 · 20/05/2021 21:04

@ExplodingCarrots God this sounds bloody delicious! Can I come too??

LemonDrizzles · 20/05/2021 21:18

Churros

joystir59 · 20/05/2021 21:30

Sitting on the beach in the sun with my morning coffee and the dog, both chilling.

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 20/05/2021 21:34

Almost anything.

BillMasheen · 20/05/2021 21:49

@VeganVeal

+1 on a really good poo
IMO there’s nothing quite so underrated as a good poo.
AmandaHoldensLips · 20/05/2021 21:50

An egg and salad cream sandwich with a packet of crisps.
Yes, yes, yesssss.....

Signoramarella · 20/05/2021 21:54

Er. Nothing. Would give up all of the Above for sex with my lover, right now...

MirandaMarple · 20/05/2021 21:57

An orgasm.

WitchDancer · 20/05/2021 22:06

The tea and toast they give you after giving birth.

Oh and breaking wind, but only the really good deep ones that you have to cock a cheek to get out.

ViciousJackdaw · 20/05/2021 22:09

A last minute Allison goal