Busybody neighbour asked me to move stuff off my drive as its in her line of sight

[Bobbiebigbum]

Silly cow. It's a kids bike, a carriage and a dog blanket. They were out as I was cleaning the boot of the car. IABU to tell her to feck off? We're in a cul de sac. She has nothing better to do than look out of her window. Clearly.

If those objects are blocking her view, can I ask if she's a very small person.
Could you suggest a box for her to stand on, perhaps that would help.

'There is a tiny elderly Korean lady in my garden and I want to go out..' as one MNetter put it once...

*That is wonderful, my son and his fiancé have a young Bernese and I think she needs a carriage, is that yours?
She could bring home the shopping, couldn't she *
I think Bernese are absolutely gorgeous.

Just when you think people can’t get any batshitter (new word) …

What amazes me is that 4% of MN things YABU.

You can't see anything.
She's being weird.

I was willing to cut her some slack thinking she was anxious about waiting for the postman or a delivery van turning into your road. But since it looks like you are at the head of the cul de sac I have no clue why she needs to even look in your direction.
I agree with PPs - pile it up with as any bizarre things are you can find.

Time for a weekend long yard sale.

She is lucky she doesn't live next to one of the MN posters who prefer leaving their rubbish bins at the front for the world to admire

@Thelnebriati

what kind of carriage?

my neighbours are very boring, I'd love to see that from my windows

I'd love to hear what you said back to her!

The worst part of this OP is that now you're going to have to leave them on your drive forever.

DH has just suggested that you buy the biggest ugliest garden gnome you can find and place it there...

@idontlikealdi

Oh I would so be adding to that, drag out a mattress or something!

ooh i have DD's old bed complete with mattress in a store cupboard waiting to go to the tip, i would be more than happy to bring it round and dump it in OP;s garden - purely to wind the neighbour up of course!

We had that too - neighbours asked us to store our (brand new) caravan somewhere else as it "lowered the tone". Or at least get a cover to hide it. We asked if they'd be willing to pay for a contribution, they said no. So it's always been fairly prominent in our driveway 😁

Has she not got anything better to do with her time than stare at your house? I would ask her if she's stalking you!

Add more things daily, Frank the Christmas Gargoyle style

@halfhope great minds think alike......
I was going to have to leave the stuff for ever @FatCatThinCat but luckily I have procured a place marker.

Gnome wars

I have a giant mirror you can borrow, point it towards her house now that should freak her out.

we have a nosey neighbour tree opposite, the household planted it purposely to stop the neighbours looking out the window...

I'm so disappointed in the carriage.

Please try harder.

@GlitterBicuits I wonder if cinders has one going spare.

I suppose with her binoculars they do look a lot bigger.

This is hilarious. I remember Asda used to do a family of giant gnomes. I would have to buy some and have them stare at her from your drive.