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Busybody neighbour asked me to move stuff off my drive as its in her line of sight

303 replies

Bobbiebigbum · 18/05/2021 10:58

Silly cow. It's a kids bike, a carriage and a dog blanket. They were out as I was cleaning the boot of the car. IABU to tell her to feck off? We're in a cul de sac. She has nothing better to do than look out of her window. Clearly.

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Nocaloriesinchocolate · 18/05/2021 13:38

OP do you happen to know an undertaker who has a spare coffin he could lend you for the front garden?

grapewine · 18/05/2021 13:38

I mean, is she looking at your driveway all the time? Weird. She sounds batshit.

lydia2021 · 18/05/2021 13:38

I could only see what looked like a field. She must have superb vision...

Nocaloriesinchocolate · 18/05/2021 13:39

Meant to add, with a wreath on top

grapewine · 18/05/2021 13:40

@Nocaloriesinchocolate

OP do you happen to know an undertaker who has a spare coffin he could lend you for the front garden?
Stop. I almost choked on my drink! Grin Grin
FOJN · 18/05/2021 13:41

If you bother to send Christmas cards you should address it to Hyacinth and sign it from Daisy and Onslow.

I recently cleared the garage out or I'd have a rusty fridge and freezer you could have added.

grapewine · 18/05/2021 13:42

OP, the gnome is brilliant!

Mrsjayy · 18/05/2021 13:42

I used to live in a block of 4 flats with a neighbour like this she. Was an absolute nightmare about everything and nothing. I feel your pain.

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carriebradshawwithlessshoes · 18/05/2021 13:43

This has made me laugh over lunch!! I think it depends on the demographic of your neighbours and where you live. We are in a quiet cul de sac, all neighbours are elderly, we are the exception to the little group who have lived there since the year dot. Ndn HAS said outright to us ‘I think your grass looks like it’s ready for a cut’. Re the recent post about someone who parked their car all day every day outside someone’s house and asked was this ok, a few months ago I pulled in a few houses up on our street to set my sat nav (only realised when I’d set off I needed to), the ignition was still running and a neighbour came out and said can you please not stop outside my house? What are you doing? 😆😆😆.

The (one) upside is if we were burgled about 5 people would have a full record of the time an unusual person was seen, what they did and what they looked like....

1forAll74 · 18/05/2021 13:46

There is an arched entry way next to my little terraced house, I live in a row of eight little houses,we all have to through the entryway to get to our back doors. A woman who used to live next door,, she has moved now though., she would always complain to me if all three, of my cats,or even just one of them, sat under the entry way, as they were in her way if she needed to walk through.

My cats only sheltered under there if it was raining any time.as I have a big garden for them to go into. Also, there is a large apple tree in the front garden, and sometimes my cats all rush out and chase each other up the trunk of the tree and sit on the branches of the tree,and she used rush out and start shouting, and flapping her hands about at them to get down, whilst they all sat and stared at her.

She was unmarried,and about 40 in age, and was always complaining about something or other.
Her name was Lisa,and all of us neighbours named her The Moaner LISA..

GabsAlot · 18/05/2021 13:49

moaner lisa like it

op put more stuff out to piss her off-she'd hate me my grass is overdue to be cut everytime we go out to do it it rains

PopsicleHustler · 18/05/2021 13:51

My busybody neighbour wants me to move my binbags in my garden as her cat can't get through.

Her cat is a housecat
Its my binbags. It's my garden.

She's very bored and loves drama and things to call the council to complain about. She also slags off neighbours to one another and then asks them to take in her parcels etc. I keep her at arms length

daisypond · 18/05/2021 13:52

I’m still mystified by the bike carriage. I’ve stared at the pictures. It’s something you pull behind your car that you put your bikes in? Or something that you pull behind your bike, or maybe in front, to carry stuff in?

MyOctopusFeature · 18/05/2021 13:53

Meddlesome Ratbag?

Riddo · 18/05/2021 13:55

I'm so glad my neighbours aren't like that. DH works in property maintenance and despite an attractive storage shed in the front garden, there are always piles of bricks/ slabs/ bits of wood etc. At the moment there is a lovely bright red palate.

I really hate it. So far no one has complained...

TheFnozwhowasmirage · 18/05/2021 13:56

I too wouldn't be able to resist adding random items to your collection.
The person who owns the field next to one of ours,got the legal dept of his insurers,to write to us: to complain that our sheep were looking at him through the hedge,and would we please stop them. It was summer,they hadn't been shorn yet and they were lying in the shade of the hedge,to get out of the sun.
My horses are in there now. They do far worse things than look at people, particularly the gelding who thinks that he's a stallion.....Grin

VeryLittleOwl · 18/05/2021 14:05

YANBU, OP. I have a similar neighbour at one of my holiday lets. He was nice as pie during the two years we spent renovating it (we were always clear from the start it was going to be let out and we knew he would probably find it strange having people next door again after the place had been empty for 40 years) and then the second lot of guests that stayed there decided to take an evening stroll down the field in front of the house. He had a go at them, saying it was private land and they weren't allowed in there. Unfortunately for him, one of them was a lawyer and politely quoted back the relevant part of the Land Reform (Scotland) Act 2003 which allowed them to be in there.

This did not go down well. The guests were mortified at upsetting him and left him a bottle of wine on his doorstep, which got taken back. I heard on the local grapevine that he was angry with me for not immediately going round there, so I tried to phone to arrange a time to go and speak to him, and was told he didn't want to speak to me or see me, so I sent a card apologising and saying I would put a large notice in the information book to ask guests not go into the field, and that got thrown back through the door at the changeover. He then rang the guy who rents that particular field off him and got him to stack wrapped silage bales in front of the living room window of my let. They're still there nearly a year later and now he's apparently saying he's going to put up a steel agricultural building when they're gone.

This has been a step too far for the lovely lady who does my changeovers, who lives further down the road - when she and her husband moved there, they really needed an agricultural shed for their livestock and he told them firmly that if they put in for it on that side of the road he would object, despite it not being in his line of sight from his house. So she has told him that if he goes ahead and puts in for one in front of my house, she will be writing a letter of complaint to the planning department, as will her husband (and probably quite a lot of other nearby houses, who are all fed up with his antics by now).

The really funny thing is that the one person he's trying to annoy (me) isn't remotely bothered by it, because I rarely need to go past it. The guests don't care, it's fully booked all summer and has just won a customers' choice award. The only people it's annoying are his wife (who is THOROUGHLY hacked off with him and gave me a really cheery wave and a hello the other day when I was there doing a bit of gardening) and the other neighbours in the row of houses who have to look at it every day. Apparently they're going to move into his mother-in-law's house when she dies, at which point hopefully the issue will go away, as we'd like to retire there when we don't have livestock any more (suspect our plan of buying that field off him, which used to belong to our house, is now not going to work out!!)

user1471538283 · 18/05/2021 14:05

I really like the wall idea! Get everything out of your garage and shed. If she moans it is art and you are having it valued.

Londonmummy66 · 18/05/2021 14:08

So disappointed it was a bike carriage I was imagining you were the Queen with a blanket to stop the corgis from getting the upholstery dirty when you took them in the State Coach....

LadyDanburysHat · 18/05/2021 14:13

Wow OP, what an absolute slattern you are. Imagine leaving those difficult to see from a distance items out for even a short time while you tidy your car. Your poor neighbour must be having such a hard time having to look at that.

Maryann1975 · 18/05/2021 14:19

We used to have neighbours Who would empty their garage every now and again (probably about 3 Or 4 times a year) because they had lost something Or other. So out would come old, stained mattresses. Bin bags full of crap/old clothes. Broken bikes/scooters/pushchairs/other assorted kid’s equipment. Various bits of exercise equipment (usually broken or unworkable). So much crap. It would stay out for a couple of days then it would all be put back in the garage. Used to make us half laugh, half despair that people would keep so much clutter, but we never commented to them. Not our business. I think it’s hilarious that your neighbour thinks that a bike, pram and blanket are such an eyesore. I’d be adding to that pile of stuff quite a lot over the next few days. I dread to think what they would think about the outside of my house. I’ve had a buggy out (under the shelter, but in full view) for about a week as I can’t be bothered to keep putting it away and the scooters live under the shelter as there is nowhere else to put them!

MissScotland101 · 18/05/2021 14:28

Your neighbour needs to get a life or have a shag, or both Grin

ScottChegg · 18/05/2021 14:28

My mum's NDN, who is a somewhat larger lady, is a complete busybody. My dad calls her the Fat Controller.