AIBU to *not* eat the egg?!

[LazyDoll]

So on Thursday afternoon we got in after a half term day out (walking) and a parcel was waiting on my porch.
It was addressed to ‘The Lazydoll Family’ with a typed label and delivered first class Royal Mail.
Assuming it was an Easter gift it sat in the lounge until today when I thought it was probably wrapped inside so should open it so I could thank the sender and say we’d ‘unwrap’ tomorrow.
Inside was an Easter egg.
Just in its box.
No message.
No card.
No idea where or who it’s from.
I’ve messaged all the usual suspects.
Nada.
We are a family of 5.
4 of them are happy to share the egg.
I cannot do this if I DON’T KNOW WHO IT’S FROM?!?!
Eat the egg?
Don’t eat the egg?
That is the question!!!!
Help prevent an Easter family feud (it IS a G&B Organic Milk).....

[quote TheNoodlesIncident]@LazyDoll I have a similar scheme going on with my sister, our object of choice is a green plastic rabbit from out of a Kinder egg, which mysteriously appeared under my DS's bunkbeds. It has since passed back and forth in our respective houses, hidden in places where it will be discovered unexpectedly. There is NOTHING better than planting him somewhere and later receiving a Whatsapp going "AAAARRRRGGGHHH" and a photo of GR smiling inanely from a light fitting...

Obviously lockdown hampered our mutual efforts, so I did my best with a lovely laminated, Photoshopped Green Rabbit, pinned to the outside of sister's living room window just after dawn, so when she opened the curtains...[/quote]
🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have only read the first page of responses but I do know that Cadbury run promotions at Easter and Xmas where you can just give a name and address and they'll send chocolate like a secret santa thing.

I wouldn't be too worried about it - tuck in!

@TheNestedIf

Nobody got the Alien reference, then?

I did

Yabu to call Easter 'half term.' Ywbu to eat an unknown egg, yes.

Yabu to call Easter 'half term.'

Chunky I don’t know what day of the week it is most of the time so I was pleased to know it was a Thursday...50% correct

My DH and I throughly enjoyed this start to the day. We have read it all and debated the ‘eating or not eating’, the different scenarios, etc etc.
The end result was fantastic, better than any rubbish Netflix show we have been left with recently.
Thank you for making us chuckle and giving us some great entertainment on an otherwise monotonous boring time.

TheNoodles Incident I feel a collab is needed between us!!!!! Sadly my sister lives 250 miles away from me now but the curtain one is INSPIRED

Mum2b43 why thank you. I am delighted to have helped cheer up your Lockdown . Can the person who called my sister a genius report their post though I’m NEVER going to hear the end of that!!!!!

I feel a fitting finale to this Easter tale of intrigue is no better ended by The Kingfisher himself....Happy Easter everyone and never fear...He’ll Be Back ....

I must point out he is slightly war torn. He lost his beak in an early battle with a windscreen wiper and we’re not sure where his garden fork handle went (I’m sure that occurred on my sisters watch though )

I think you should get someone to bake a lovely gorgeous cake...with the kingfisher cling filmed inside

A bit late to the party but loving this thread

You'll have to start a thread "the misadventures of Mr Kingfisher"...I'm sure many people would read with delight! Love it. Both you and your sister sound like a bundle of fun, genius

@LazyDoll

Mum2b43 why thank you. I am delighted to have helped cheer up your Lockdown . Can the person who called my sister a genius report their post though I’m NEVER going to hear the end of that!!!!!

I’m sorry, that was me. I shall go and chastise myself appropriately

( it’s still awesome though 🤣)

@LazyDoll surely you have to post the picture of the Kingfisher?

...she has

I love that he's missing his beak

Love this.

Good ending. Although I didn't understand why when 4 out of 5 people wanted to eat the egg the egg wasn't eaten by those 4. Does no one else's opinion matter? that seemed the oddest thing that you over ruled everyone else.

love it!