To give you no important details and only accept answers agreeing with me?

[LAgeDeRaisin]

Hi All,

NC in case outing.

In my opinion it was completely reasonable. Everyone I know thought so apart from a few people who didn't but they are mistaken for various reasons I can't get into at the moment (outing). One of these people was person A who is the SIL of my BIL's friend person B (legitimate breeder, no puppy farms), and it wasn't the first time that this had happened to person C, unrelated. Maybe I should just LTB.

I felt that the exclusion was about a personality clash and the teacher has got it in for DS. He is a sweet boy despite being boistrous and a bit of a livewire (NT, but diagnoses welcome). But to be clear they have been parking there every single day at drop off. Engines running. And it's not ever their hedge.

If you think IABU I can add in a few more posts later about my MIL, finances, and a diagram done with a biro that nearly doesn't work.

For clarity we earn £100,000 each and can afford it.

AIBU?
(Only YANBU answers please)

A&E. Now.

Have some crusty bread with real butter and a huge salad, op....
HTH
You do you

Penguin bollards, or if all else fails lemon drizzle cake and a river of sweet corn.

And to be clear, it was either the Mexican House Thief, the little elderly Korean lady or Greg Davies. I know not which.

I blame it all on Sharon, she left the bleach on too long and now its a polo mint.

I wonder did the wine wash off the wall?

You sound bitter OP. You clearly dislike her.

cloud fully agree. Was going to post the same. It’s so obvious isn’t it ?

I like this thread but fear for it's longevity under the current regime of removing anything slightly humorous.

That’s twice I’ve announced I’m a man and still no-ones listening

I feel sorry for all your husbands!

I was a right madam in my teen years. I drank 2495 units of alcohol every night and shagged every lad in a 25 mile radius. I made my mum ill with it all.

But then I met DH when at Oxbridge and we are now happily married with 3 DC, 3 properties and earning £300k between us.

@MagentaZebras Op is CLAIMING the loo brushes are for aesthetic purposes only.

Look we need the Little Korean Lady with her spider killing/toddler management/flower and shopping bag negotiation skills. That will resolve it all.

The misogyny in some of these responses is disgusting!

I can't believe some posters still do that!! Stay at home, protect the hedge and save the donkey....the message really could not be any clearer.

How dare you get your DH from a breeder rather than adopting from a shelter.

Shame on you OP!

BillMasen

That’s twice I’ve announced I’m a man and still no-ones listening

Yes, it's called The Grey Rock Technique, dear.

@TheOrchidKiller

BillMasen

That’s twice I’ve announced I’m a man and still no-ones listening

Yes, it's called The Grey Rock Technique, dear.

Now you've gone and done it. You've acknowledged a male, we'll never hear the end from him now.

This is the fifth thread on the same topic this week!

You are so selfish OP. I've only left my home once in the last 3 years and I've never seen my 8 year old grandchild. I'm not planning to meet them until restrictions lift and if that takes 10 years so be it.

Selfish selfish selfish

And yes, cheese is perfectly adequate in coffee. Milk? Are you on glue?

Just iron his boxers when you do the tea towels! Why wouldn’t you?

Has the donkey been neutered, chipped and vaccinated OP?

Who the actual fuck iron tea towels?
Please say you were joking.

Dont be ridiculous purrs. She cant possibly bring a vet onto the property. The poor donkey will.have to remain sexually active. Dont you know theres a GLOBAL PANDEMIC on?

CANCEL THE CHEQUE OP!!!

You cannot iron his boxers at the same time as the tea towels. His boxers were left on the clothes line over night and have been darked on and quite possibly been rub by spider willies 🕷