Sticking them in a machine, sticking the shit in, putting the programe on, stopping up or in until it's finished because it's like a fire hazard then unloading it when it's done is bloody weird.
What the...?! 
Washing up as you go, have sink ready for each person to wash their dish etc straight away takes no time at all.
Except it does take time - especially compared to putting stuff in a dishwasher and letting it do all the work.
Scary the amount of people who leave these machines unattended while they're on.
Oh stop it!
The dishwasher is one of loads of appliances I technically leave on unattended. I say technically, because we’re in the house asleep most of the time it’s on, unlike leaving the house with the TV, fridge, freezer, washing machine, dryer, microwave, et al on. 
In 30+ years of owning a dishwasher, I’ve never had one start a fire.