So the other day I had a fevered lockdown-induced sex dream about Richard Osman...

[KnitFastDieWarm]

...and now I’m watching him on house of games and I feel ever so slightly wistful . He’s got very big hands...

As sex dreams go, it was, erm, surprising. Certainly better than the time I had a sex dream about Gordon Brown. That was frankly disturbing.

Do I need therapy? Cast your vote here

YANBU - He’s a nerdy sex god
YABU - seek help immediately

You could have therapy but it would probably be Pointless..

@mellicauli

You could have therapy but it would probably be Pointless..

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I have also had some pretty intense dreams about Richard Osman so no judgement there. Gordon Brown is a whole other thing.

You have good dream taste

I had one a few months ago! YANBU.

I had a very disturbing dream the other week in which nineties breakfast TV presenter Gabby Roslin gave me a rectal exam.

I have no interest in either of those things.

I had one about Tony Blair once, many moons ago.

I don't so much mind the celebrity sex dreams as the ones featuring work colleagues! You can't look at them the same way for days!

Best sex dreams. James Spader.

I had an excellent dream involving being on Pointless with David Olusoga in a ‘historians special’ and Richard, David and Xander were all flirting outrageously. There was sex involved.

@ladymalfoy

Best sex dreams. James Spader.

see it’s interesting you mention James Spader, because Secretary-era Spader is pretty much IT as far as I’m concerned, and in my dream Osman was rather, erm strict

It’s always the quiet ones...

Yeah, Olusuga can join in, why not?

It’s reassuring to know I’m not alone in this!

*Olusoga David, if you’re reading, I’m so sorry for spelling it wrong. I hope this won’t affect our burgeoning dream relationship

I absolutely love Richard but my last sex dream was about The Beast from The Chase!
You know when they say it sometimes makes you fancy the person more when you've dreamt about them? It didn't
YANBU

Tbf, I have also thought a lot about this in my waking hours too. Sorry —not sorry—

@StColumbofNavron

Tbf, I have also thought a lot about this in my waking hours too. Sorry —not sorry—

Right there with you Tbf, it’s not like there’s a lot else to do at the moment; if there was ever a time for breaking up the days with inappropriate quiz-show based sexual fantasies I’d say it’s now.

I love Richard too but definitely not in a sexual way. Would love to go to the pub with him though as he'd be both fascinating and hilarious to chat to.

Ah, don’t worry OP. I had one once about Frank Skinner. Frank Skinner!!

I once had one about the late Time Team archaeologist Mick Aston. That would've been bad enough but he didn't take off his brightly coloured jumper either.

Richard is invited to my fantasy dinner party but I've never taken the fantasy further than that 🤔

@ScottChegg

I once had one about the late Time Team archaeologist Mick Aston. That would've been bad enough but he didn't take off his brightly coloured jumper either.

Hahahaha, I love Mick Aston (and his signature jumpers) but not in that way

Wish I hadn't started reading this thread its putting me off my tea 🤢

@TheNortherner

Wish I hadn't started reading this thread its putting me off my tea 🤢

If you really want to feel ill, search for the recent thread about fancying Matt Hancock (not envy)

@KnitFastDieWarm Err no thanks!!!
I started reading this thread coz I thought OP would be full of self disgust...but to see how many have selected YANBU I am clearly in the wrong place, so will move along 🤣

Nowt wrong with Frank Skinner! I have fancied him for about 30 years.